Situation jokes
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
A blind person walks into a bar.
Because they can’t see where they are going.
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Memes
Paralyzed Man: *gets up* I’m out of here!
Blind Man: Did that paralyzed man just get up?
Deaf Man: Did that Blind Man see that paralyzed man get up?
Mute Man: Did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
Dead Man: Did that mute man just say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
“Normal” Man: Did that dead man hear the mute man say did that deaf man hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
Doctor: *calls 911*
911 service: 911 what’s your emergency?
Doctor: Yes, uh, a “normal” person just said that did that dead man just hear a mute man say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see a paralyzed man get up?
911 service: *hangs up*
An alien walks into a bar. There is a guy sitting next to him, and the alien touches his shoulder.
The man says, "Do that one more time and I'll run you over." The alien does it again and gets ran over. They get back in the bar and he touches him again. The man says, "Do that again and I'll chop your dick off." He touches him again. The man pulls the alien's pants down and pulls out his knife. He was astonished at what he found. There was nothing there! He looks up at the alien and looks at his finger and fainted.
Why did the man say, "I'm stuck?" Because he was...
A man walks into a bar.
This is not a joke, it's a warning!
You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.
Orphan: Mine are never.
I saw a kid on the curb. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at the orphanage!
Friend: If you don't like my bad jokes, I will tell some stand up comedy.
Me: But you are not standing:)
A joke, huh?
My sense of humor.
The African kids' theme song is "Staying Alive."
"I was lost in the woods yesterday."
"I was in some sticky situation..."
Fuck, my dad has cancer, lol.
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...
What does the f in orphan stand for? Family.