Situation jokes
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"
Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Oh cool, something we have in common."
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
What is a definition of tight?
A. Putting a blind man in a round room and saying, "Your dinner's in the corner."
What do you do during a shooting? Why, join in, of course...
A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market.
He yells, "Hello ladies!"
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be 10 babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be one baby in ten trashcans.
This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).
My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).
So we were working with a new client at work, and my boss farts. He said, "A little gas never killed anyone."
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
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What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
The African kids' theme song is "Staying Alive."
My worst fear is being trapped in a lift with a man who is confident he can fix it.