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Woman

220 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

This is whats going to happen to all the junior high girls on here.

A text message conversation shows one person stating, "I stopped a woman getting kidnapped today." The other person replies, "Really?! How?" and the response is "Self control". Below the text is a drawing of a man with an open-mouthed, surprised expression with his arms outstretched, palms up and the caption says "hold up."

Thought

9 views · freddyfatbear · 2 years ago

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A drawing of Squidward Tentacles from SpongeBob SquarePants, looking sad and stressed. The text reads: "me trying to keep all my bad thoughts to myself and be a nice person."

Day

28 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of comments on the website Pornhub. The first comment by user Jj75312 says "1 like = 1 day without fapping" and has 4597 likes. The next comment by MmmYeah98 says "Imao" and has 1 like. The last comment by QWBXEU says "12 years bruh" and has 20 likes.

Attachment

5 views · Chexers · 2 years ago

me with everyone

The image shows a meme with a text at the top saying, "Me to myself: Don't get attached. Also me:". Below is a drawing of Squidward looking sad and Spongebob pulling on Squidward's face, which is distorted. The meme plays on the inner conflict of trying to avoid attachment but getting attached anyway.

Hello There

13 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The meme shows a text conversation where a "pretty girl" says "Hello there ;)". The user's brain repeats "don't say it" multiple times. The bottom part of the image shows General Grievous, a character from Star Wars, in a screenshot, implying that the user couldn't resist saying "Hello there".

Quarantine

5 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Me during quarantine

A person is shown in two scenarios. First, text saying, "I'm not going to buy dumb things from Amazon anymore, just because I'm bored." Second, a person with a pink bonnet and a hair dryer attached to it is pictured.

MEd

148 views · Anonymous · 6 years ago

I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...

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