Self-control jokes

I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...

I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.

What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?

An edgelord.

MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.

I don't struggle with self-harm, I do it everyday.

I told my dad I was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said, "Hey you should CUT it out." It was funny but I couldn't bring myself to laugh at that.

If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.