Self-Control Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...

This is whats going to happen to all the junior high girls on here.

A text message conversation shows one person stating, "I stopped a woman getting kidnapped today." The other person replies, "Really?! How?" and the response is "Self control". Below the text is a drawing of a man with an open-mouthed, surprised expression with his arms outstretched, palms up and the caption says "hold up."

I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.

What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?

An edgelord.

MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.

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