Self-control jokes

I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...

I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.

What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?

An edgelord.

MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.

I don't struggle with self-harm, I do it everyday.

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."

So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.