Self-control jokes
I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...
Memes
This is whats going to happen to all the junior high girls on here.
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
