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Two signs, one above the other, are attached to trees. The top sign is yellow and features a black silhouette of a running child and the text "SLOW. CHILDREN AT PLAY." The sign below is white with the text "HUNTING WITH SHOTGUN ONLY."

Bozo

The image shows Buzz Lightyear in his spaceship cockpit. Above him is the text "It's better if I go now so I don't find traffic on the way." Below is a large group of other Buzz Lightyears in their cockpits on shelves. Below them is the text "The people who thought the same thing."

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows four flags of different countries. Next to each flag there is an image of a speed bump from that country. The flags are: Italy, Sweden, Canada and what seems to be a map of Belgium.

Labradorian

The meme shows a view from a car onto a road with some other cars, including a flatbed tow truck. Below this, the meme features an image of two Kermit the Frog characters: one in the shadows whispering 'DO IT'. The text above the road says 'When I see a car like this'.

Willy b

A road sign on a winding road in a mountainous landscape. The sign says "SPEED LIMIT ENFORCED BY SNIPER" and above the sign is the text "SHIT JUST GOT SERIOUS" with three dots below it. The lower right corner has a TikTok handle.

DVJ DANY UG

Slow down prostitute ahead

The image shows a road sign with a red triangle and a silhouette of a woman in a dress holding a bag. Below the triangle, the text reads "Slowdown Prostitutes ahead" in black letters on a white background. The road sign is placed on a street with trees and other cars visible in the background.

Mo

I wish all stop signs were written this way

A red stop sign with the text "STAAAAAAAHHHHHHP" on it, followed by a smaller white sign underneath that says "UGH".

ohio nugget

lol so true

A painting of a smiling monk with the text "When someone changes lanes to pass you and gets stuck behind a slower car."

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The image shows a split screen. The top half contains a news headline and two photos of a man. The headline reads: "Florida Man Arrested For Hanging On Traffic Light And Sh*tting On Cars Passing Underneath". The photos show a mugshot and street scene. The bottom half of the image shows a pigeon standing indoors on an armchair, with the text "Are you challenging me?"

tabs1528

The image shows a news graphic with the headline "Florida man claims he only drank at stoplights, and not while driving" along with the text "arrested for DUI" and a mugshot of Earle Stevens.

RhymeKing

A blue sign with white text warns, "DON'T STICK YOUR ELBOW OUT TO FAR. IT MIGHT GO HOME IN ANOTHER CAR."

Heroin Monkey

A billboard on a highway with multiple cars in the foreground. The billboard reads: "Texting while driving KILLS. For more driving tips, text "SAFETY" to 79191."

Heroin Monkey

The image contains two parts. The upper part of the image shows the following text: "nothing is fun anymore" throwing bricks at oncoming traffic. The bottom part of the image displays a full-body picture of Mercy, a character from the game Overwatch, who has wings and flies in a landscape with a yellowish and orange color

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a street with several cars and a pedestrian. In the middle of a crosswalk there is a coffin lying down. The text "THE PROCESSION JUST GOT AWKWARD" is overlaid at the bottom of the image.