15+ Best Traffic Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Hunting

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Two signs, one above the other, are attached to trees. The top sign is yellow and features a black silhouette of a running child and the text "SLOW. CHILDREN AT PLAY." The sign below is white with the text "HUNTING WITH SHOTGUN ONLY."

Sniper

A road sign on a winding road in a mountainous landscape. The sign says "SPEED LIMIT ENFORCED BY SNIPER" and above the sign is the text "SHIT JUST GOT SERIOUS" with three dots below it. The lower right corner has a TikTok handle.

Country

The image shows four flags of different countries. Next to each flag there is an image of a speed bump from that country. The flags are: Italy, Sweden, Canada and what seems to be a map of Belgium.

People

The image shows Buzz Lightyear in his spaceship cockpit. Above him is the text "It's better if I go now so I don't find traffic on the way." Below is a large group of other Buzz Lightyears in their cockpits on shelves. Below them is the text "The people who thought the same thing."

Street

I wish all stop signs were written this way

A red stop sign with the text "STAAAAAAAHHHHHHP" on it, followed by a smaller white sign underneath that says "UGH".

Caution

Meanwhile in California…

A blurry night-time shot of a road with an orange digital traffic sign displaying the text 'caution asian drivers'. There are traffic cones on the side of the road, a street light in the distance, and the moon is visible in the dark sky.

Car

The meme shows a view from a car onto a road with some other cars, including a flatbed tow truck. Below this, the meme features an image of two Kermit the Frog characters: one in the shadows whispering 'DO IT'. The text above the road says 'When I see a car like this'.

Sense Of Humor

A white Smart car is seen from behind, driving on a highway, seemingly behind a larger RV. A handwritten sign is taped to its bumper, which reads: 'BE PATIENT. I'M PUSHING AS FAST AS I CAN!' Above the car, meme text states: 'WHEN YOU'RE SLOW BUT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR ABOUT IT.' The image also has a CocoFun watermark at the bottom.

Street

Slow down prostitute ahead

The image shows a road sign with a red triangle and a silhouette of a woman in a dress holding a bag. Below the triangle, the text reads "Slowdown Prostitutes ahead" in black letters on a white background. The road sign is placed on a street with trees and other cars visible in the background.

Car

lol so true

A painting of a smiling monk with the text "When someone changes lanes to pass you and gets stuck behind a slower car."

Florida Man

The image shows a split screen. The top half contains a news headline and two photos of a man. The headline reads: "Florida Man Arrested For Hanging On Traffic Light And Sh*tting On Cars Passing Underneath". The photos show a mugshot and street scene. The bottom half of the image shows a pigeon standing indoors on an armchair, with the text "Are you challenging me?"

Florida Man

The image shows a news graphic with the headline "Florida man claims he only drank at stoplights, and not while driving" along with the text "arrested for DUI" and a mugshot of Earle Stevens.

Tip

A billboard on a highway with multiple cars in the foreground. The billboard reads: "Texting while driving KILLS. For more driving tips, text "SAFETY" to 79191."

Elbow

A blue sign with white text warns, "DON'T STICK YOUR ELBOW OUT TO FAR. IT MIGHT GO HOME IN ANOTHER CAR."

Brick

The image contains two parts. The upper part of the image shows the following text: "nothing is fun anymore" throwing bricks at oncoming traffic. The bottom part of the image displays a full-body picture of Mercy, a character from the game Overwatch, who has wings and flies in a landscape with a yellowish and orange color

Guy

A car is on the freeway, taken from the perspective of the car behind it. A text overlay says: "This guy cut me off on the freeway today. I'm not even mad."

Coffin

The image shows a street with several cars and a pedestrian. In the middle of a crosswalk there is a coffin lying down. The text "THE PROCESSION JUST GOT AWKWARD" is overlaid at the bottom of the image.

Jokes

Accident

Kids in the backseat make accidents, and accidents in the back seat make kids.

Irony

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!

Cop

A cop stopped a guy for speeding.

He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"I was trying to keep up with traffic," the guy replied.

The cop said, "But there is no traffic."

And the guy answered, "That's how far behind I am."