Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."
A friend texts to another:
"Hey." They reply, "What's up?"
The first friend then replies with a simple answer, "The sky!" But the other friend intervenes and says, "No, it's the ceiling!"
To then the first friend finishes the greeting with, "Unless you're homeless or six feet under."
Your hair line goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there
i saw a kid sitting on the curb and i asked him are you an orphan? he said ya what gave me away you're parents did.
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
"Like if u cry everytime."
"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"
"Ok!"
"Are you ok, man?"
"Yeah, I’m fine."
"Dude, pull your pants back up!"
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine
If a mentally challenged person shows up late
Is it ok to call him tardy?
Murueurx.
Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.
Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"
Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio face: Tell a truth tell a lie tell a truth tell a lie tell a truth
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
