Situation jokes
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
A man walked into a bar...
Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
What do you call an orphan home alone?
A family reunion.
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
I have many jokes about unemployed people--sadly, none of them work.
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
A blond and her brunette friend were chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her.
To not be outdone, the blond retorts:
"That's nothing! Once we were in the kitchen, I can't believe I didn't see it coming. One minute I turned, and he just got it all on my face! It was so thick and hard! It covered my mouth, my nose, my shoulders, and eyes. It even got in my hair, and when I looked up at him, all he could say was, 'Whoops! The flower went everywhere!'"
What did the orphan say to the parent?
Oh, wait!
Don't use Head and Shoulders, just use Head; otherwise, you'll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through.
What is the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One of them is wanted.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
A man is walking into the woods with a young boy.
Boy: “Hey mister, it’s getting dark out and I’m scared.”
Man: “How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.”
What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?
I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.