I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
Yesterday there was a blackout on my Street So I Sold them
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
My worst fear is being trapped in a lift with a man who is confident he can fix it.
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
A blond and her brunette friend were chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her.
To not be outdone, the blond retorts:
"That's nothing! Once we were in the kitchen, I can't believe I didn't see it coming. One minute I turned, and he just got it all on my face! It was so thick and hard! It covered my mouth, my nose, my shoulders, and eyes. It even got in my hair, and when I looked up at him, all he could say was, 'Whoops! The flower went everywhere!'"
What did the orphan say to the parent?
Oh, wait!
Don't use Head and Shoulders, just use Head; otherwise, you'll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?
I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!
When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
Hey ummm help!
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
