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Situation Jokes
Where was Stephen Hawking during the house fire?
The top of the stairs.
Who is Joe?
You reply back: Who is Candice?
They reply back: Who is Candice?
You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."
Josh: Tell me something funny.
Mark: My life.
A friend texts to another:
"Hey." They reply, "What's up?"
The first friend then replies with a simple answer, "The sky!" But the other friend intervenes and says, "No, it's the ceiling!"
To then the first friend finishes the greeting with, "Unless you're homeless or six feet under."
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
"Like if u cry everytime."
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his parents.
Oasis, am I right?
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"
-not my joke
"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"
"Ok!"
"Are you ok, man?"
"Yeah, I’m fine."
"Dude, pull your pants back up!"
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
