Situation jokes

My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.

Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!

Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!

Where was Stephen Hawking during the house fire?

The top of the stairs.

Josh: Tell me something funny.

Mark: My life.

Who is Joe?

You reply back: Who is Candice?

They reply back: Who is Candice?

You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."

A friend texts to another:

"Hey." They reply, "What's up?"

The first friend then replies with a simple answer, "The sky!" But the other friend intervenes and says, "No, it's the ceiling!"

To then the first friend finishes the greeting with, "Unless you're homeless or six feet under."

Why did the orphan cross the road?

He thought he saw his parents.

Oasis, am I right?

What instrument do orphans play?

The sax alone.

"Like if u cry everytime."

Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.

What kind of videos can't orphans watch?

Family-friendly content.

*at school*

Nobody: Do you want nuts?

Me: Wait, you have some?

Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.

Me: :0

I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"

He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."

What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?

A pickle.

Boy goes to Confession.

Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"

Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."

Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"

Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"

-not my joke

What type of jam can you not eat?

Traffic jam.

What's a plus side to being an orphan?

Every bag of chips is family size. T - T

"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"

"Ok!"

"Are you ok, man?"

"Yeah, I’m fine."

"Dude, pull your pants back up!"

When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine!