When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
When the grass is bloody, You play in the mud...
Murueurx.
Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.
Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"
Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
