Similarity jokes
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.
People are like potatoes.
We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?
You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
What's the similarity between a broken pencil and my life?
They're both pointless.
my cat
accurate af (credit to wade)
@iamloser I did something similar! 😏 took me three tries though.
There has to be a connection
Community talk
@matt, we needs mods. Ppl say you spend more time on Sw than here and idk if that's true, but with the lack of you, and the Mods you oversee. We really do need them. I probably don't need to do this, but in my eye a request is more lightly meaningful the more evidence you give, so here are the main reasons, (in no particular order) and who is the most trustworthy and eligible for being a Mod, I'm my eyes, and I'd li… Read more
Dear Sarah,
Your last comment was 3 days ago. You use your phone about 3-4 hours daily. You have a boyfriend, and possibly are in the field of medicine, although I can't be sure. You're right handed. (By "possibly" in the field of medicine I mean you don't seem to be in it yet, but you may be working towards it.) Ok, so you're definitely not in the field yet and are most likely in high school. You like horror, and y… Read more
Opal's last words here as many of you know already, i am one of the main reasons that this site has gone to hell. my constant alt accounts, my retarded decisions, and other factors have weaked, and made our community worse. first off, im sorry for doing that and i hope that stuff like that never happens again. i was leo, ingen, catlettuce, and so many more people, and dont worry, i have my reaons for all of it. i cre… Read more