Similarity jokes
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.
How are rape and an airplane similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
"I think my baby is so similar to me!"
"True, but the most important thing is that he is healthy!"
What's similar between McDonald's and priests?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
How are boobs and toys similar?
Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's... nonexistent!
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Not a joke; just a statement:
Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.