Similarity jokes
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby?
When you drop them both, everyone screams.
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner? You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
@iamloser I did something similar! 😏 took me three tries though.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Identical.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
Why are women like diapers?
They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.
That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?
You can't get either one at home.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
What’s the similarity between your uncle and your hands?
They can both do dirty things.