Similarity jokes
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?
Because everything they do is in vein.
Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
ICE and ISIS have similar first syllables. Coincidence? I think not!
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
What's the similarity between dogs and poor people?
They both eat from trash.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"
What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?
They both hang from trees.
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.