Similarity jokes
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
What is similar between sex and fishing?
It doesn't matter how deep you go, it matters how you wiggle the worm.
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.