Sight jokes

Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.

Driving through the woods today, I saw a boy with a bare behind.

I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.

What problems might a blind child run into?

A wall.

I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.

Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.

I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater. You said it looked better on me than it did you. Only if you knew how much I liked you. But I watch your eyes as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes, Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were Heather. Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand. Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder. But how could I hate her, she's such an angel. But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes. Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. I wish I were Heather. Oh, I wish I were Heather. Oh, oh, wish I were Heather. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were-

Wife is texting husband:

"Honey, if I give you 300 dollars, will you stop being blind?"

Husband: "seilghsielguG"

Wife: "Seriously, David?"

Husband: "fuweyadb"

What is so good about a dog that cannot see? Nothing is good.

In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.

I mean, I don't see why not.

Son: Mom, what's dark humor?

Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.

Son: Mom, I'm blind.

Mom: Exactly.

Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?

They're out of plane sight.

I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.

How did the blind girl get a date?

She said it was love at first sight.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.

The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"

Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"

The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."

Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."

Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?

To the I.C.U.

Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.