Sight jokes

Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.

I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.

Driving through the woods today, I saw a boy with a bare behind.

What problems might a blind child run into?

A wall.

I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.

Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.

Wife is texting husband:

"Honey, if I give you 300 dollars, will you stop being blind?"

Husband: "seilghsielguG"

Wife: "Seriously, David?"

Husband: "fuweyadb"

Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?

They're out of plane sight.

Son: Mom, what's dark humor?

Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.

Son: Mom, I'm blind.

Mom: Exactly.

In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.

I mean, I don't see why not.

What is so good about a dog that cannot see? Nothing is good.

I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater. You said it looked better on me than it did you. Only if you knew how much I liked you. But I watch your eyes as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes, Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were Heather. Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand. Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder. But how could I hate her, she's such an angel. But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes. Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. I wish I were Heather. Oh, I wish I were Heather. Oh, oh, wish I were Heather. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were-

I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.

How did the blind girl get a date?

She said it was love at first sight.

So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.

The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."

Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?

To the I.C.U.

Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"

The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."

Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.