Sight Jokes

I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.

i just donated 100$ to a blind children charity, suck that no one will see it

Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.

Wife is texting husband:

"Honey, if I give you 300 dollars, will you stop being blind?"

Husband: "seilghsielguG"

Wife: "Seriously, David?"

Husband: "fuweyadb"

Son: Mom whats dark humor? Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? tell him to clap Son: mom i'm blind Mom: Exactly

A black cat is standing on a white floor with its back arched. There is a small brown mouse on the floor in front of the cat. The text above the cat reads "FUCK ME," and the text below the cat reads "TOM NEEDS HIS EYES TESTED."

What is so good about a dog that can not see? Nothing is good

Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?

They're out of plane sight.

In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.

I mean, I don't see why not.

I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater. You said it looked better on me than it did you. Only if you knew how much I liked you. But I watch your eyes as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes, Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were Heather. Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand. Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder. But how could I hate her, she's such an angel. But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she walks by. What a sight for sore eyes. Brighter than the blue sky. She's got you mesmerized while I die. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. I wish I were Heather. Oh, I wish I were Heather. Oh, oh, wish I were Heather. Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, But you like her better. Wish I were-

I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.

How did the blind girl get a date? She said it was love at first sight

So a mom went to her kid and said "If you pray to god, he will give you your sight back" so he did exactly that The next morning the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kids room and asked "whats wrong" the kid replied it didn't work" The mom said "April Fools"

“Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?

Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"

The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."

Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."

Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?

To the I.C.U.

"Captain, captain, the armadillo has been sighted by the lizard!"

Two lions plan their escape from the circus. the night they get out of their cages they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road. as one lion gets a bite of leg the second takes a piece of shoulder. Then one stops and asks his companion: Does this taste funny to you?