Sight jokes
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.
"Herro, I cannot see my eyes."
A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
What is so good about a dog that cannot see? Nothing is good.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
My friend is blind so he can "no see."
"I spy with my little eye..."
- Noting I am blind -
Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
Stop with the blind jokes... I don't see the point.
Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.
So I went to the binoculars shop the other day. Tell you what, they saw me coming.
Look over there, I say to a man... he was blind. /ratio /bozo /ratio
Why can't the blind man see? Because he can't see.
If the dyslexic man wanted to adopt a kid, then how could he sign the papers?
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.
My blind friend is so annoying, he kept bumping into things even though I repeatedly told him to look where he was going.
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.