Sight jokes

My friend is blind so he can "no see."

Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.

Also dwarf: can’t see.

In fields of gold, where sunshine beams, Monkeys swing and play, it's their dreams. Their fur so soft, their eyes so bright, Picking cotton with delight.

Their little hands so quick and neat, Plucking the cotton, can't be beat. They chatter and laugh, they dance and play, In the fields all day, they'll stay.

Their tails so long, their ears so big, They're quite the sight, it's quite a gig. They're busy as can be, you see, In the fields of cotton, they're free.

So let us marvel at these little thieves, In the fields of gold, they give and receive. Their antics bring us joy and delight, In the fields of cotton, they're always right.

Why can't the blind man see? Because he can't see.

What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?

"What's up?"

Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?

A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.

What do blind people take for granted? Sight.

If the dyslexic man wanted to adopt a kid, then how could he sign the papers?

Paralyzed Man: *gets up* I’m out of here!

Blind Man: Did that paralyzed man just get up?

Deaf Man: Did that Blind Man see that paralyzed man get up?

Mute Man: Did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?

Dead Man: Did that mute man just say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?

“Normal” Man: Did that dead man hear the mute man say did that deaf man hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?

Doctor: *calls 911*

911 service: 911 what’s your emergency?

Doctor: Yes, uh, a “normal” person just said that did that dead man just hear a mute man say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see a paralyzed man get up?

911 service: *hangs up*

I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I see you, I throw up.

Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"

Me and kid: hug.

Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.

Why can’t the blind man see?

He just can’t see. 🫤

You: You are such a flick pain.

Me: You are flick pain to my sight.

Look over there, I say to a man... he was blind. /ratio /bozo /ratio

"Captain, captain, the armadillo has been sighted by the lizard!"

He was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city hall in French, and then on his way to be a good friend of the situation in the city, as he had been fixed in a few hours of the situation in which he was walking. I will never shiver at the sight [of] words.

"Herro, I cannot see my eyes."

Person 1: Omg, my blind boyfriend cheated on me.

Person 2: What did you expect? Him to see other hoes...

All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.

They run and play along the streets of Gold.

Why is heaven such a doggie-delight...

Why, because there's not a single cat in sight.

You people who look at this sight, shame on you, fucking idiots!