Sight jokes

Son: Mom, what's dark humor?

Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.

Son: Mom, I'm blind.

Mom: Exactly.

What is so good about a dog that cannot see? Nothing is good.

So I went to the binoculars shop the other day. Tell you what, they saw me coming.

"Herro, I cannot see my eyes."

"I spy with my little eye..."

- Noting I am blind -

Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!

My friend is blind so he can "no see."

A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.

I think she was pulling my leg.

Look over there, I say to a man... he was blind. /ratio /bozo /ratio

Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.

Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.

Why can't the blind man see? Because he can't see.

How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.

My blind friend is so annoying, he kept bumping into things even though I repeatedly told him to look where he was going.

Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.

The happier they get, the less they see.

A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.

It’s either really terrible news or really great news.