Sight jokes

I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.

Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."

What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?

Do you think he saw us?

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet... What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))

What is the definition of confusion?

Three blind lesbians in a fish market.

Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.

"Captain, captain, the armadillo has been sighted by the lizard!"

Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?

To the I.C.U.

What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?

"Hello Ladies!"

He was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city hall in French, and then on his way to be a good friend of the situation in the city, as he had been fixed in a few hours of the situation in which he was walking. I will never shiver at the sight [of] words.

Why can’t the blind man find love?

It’s called love at first sight.

So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.

The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"

Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.

Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!

Guess who I saw at school today? Everyone I looked at. loooooooool

Have you seen my uncle?

Jesus: I have.

God: Me too.

A girl walks up to her friend with sunglasses she missed very much.

She told her, "Hey, long time no see."

I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.

What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?

"What's up?"

TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.