Michael Jackson was recently sighted at target. Why? The sale was all boys pants half off!
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
I spy with my little eye..
-noting Iam blind-
what did the blind man say on Christmas? I can feel your presents!
Brown bear Brwn bear what do you see i see a blind man looking at me blind man blind man what do you see. Oh sorry i forgot you cant see.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
Don’t look! I saw you pecan through the window
What does a dead baby look like? I don't know, I close my eyes when I masterbate
Did you hear about the unborn fetus, oh wait, nevermine, it must have been aborted from the sight
What problems might a blind child run into A wall
i just donated 100$ to a blind children charity, suck that no one will see it
Wife is texting husband- Honey if I give you 300 dollars will you stop being blind? husband-seilghsielguG Wife- seriously David Husband-fuweyadb
Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.
Son: Mom whats dark humor? Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? tell him to clap Son: mom i'm blind Mom: Exactly
What is so good about a dog that can not see? Nothing is good
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind Manto become a king. I mean, I don't see why not.
Idk why my blind kid is crying. but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.
How did the blind girl get a date? She said it was love at first sight
So a mom went to her kid and said "If you pray to god, he will give you your sight back" so he did exactly that The next morning the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kids room and asked "whats wrong" the kid replied it didn't work" The mom said "April Fools"
My friend is blind so he can nosy
