Sight jokes
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
How are mountains able to see?
They peak!
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?
"Hello Ladies!"
So I went to the binoculars shop the other day. Tell you what, they saw me coming.
At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become.
On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again.
“Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.
A woman walks into a supermarket and sees a blind man swinging a dog around in the air. So, the woman walks up to him and asks, "What are you doing?" The man says, "Just having a look around."
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
How do mountains see? They peek.
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, "OH! THE HUMANATEE!"
I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."
What's a book never written? Beautiful sights by a mountain, by a rocky hill!
Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.
A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”
A girl walks up to her friend with sunglasses she missed very much.
She told her, "Hey, long time no see."