there's two types of emo people
1. people that cut side to side
2. and people that cut up and down
the most efficient is up and down
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So I crashed the car.
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
Why did the Canadian cross the road? To say sorry to the other side.
why did the tomato cross the road to ketchup with his friends on the other side
Pokemon:Why did the Miltank cross the road? To get to the udder side.
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romnticising their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.. Then you know they're faking depression🙂
If you know it, you know it
why did the octopus cross the road?
cuz he was on the same side as a sushi resturant
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
One day a cow ate a fish
what came out the other side?
A dead fish.
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up. Class: *no one stands up* Teacher: Oh c'mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room* Little Johnny: *stands up* Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you're dumb? Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you're standing alone.
The dark side of kid songs: You got a friend in me..you got a friend in me!
he never has a bad day
because he always wake’s up on both sides on the bed
what side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? the psycopath.
Why was the burnside bridge so hot ........ Because it's on the burning side
why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other suiSIDE to see their parents
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? Are you all right?!?!
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
