Side jokes
What did one sperm say to the other while swimming side by side?
One turns to the other and asks, "How much further to the fallopian tubes?"
The other says, "I’m not sure, we just passed the esophagus."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up.
Johnny said when he grows up he's going to be a motherfucking hustler. He's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a Rolls-Royce, and he's also going to have an apartment in the city where his side bitch is going to live. He's going to buy her expensive jewelry, whatever she wants: cars, diamonds, clothes, shoes.
The teacher didn't know what to say, so she calls on Sally. "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Sally said, "I want to be Johnny's bitch."
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Why are female pornstars like Krispy Kreme donuts?
Because they get glazed on both sides.
The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the fresh recruit on the enemy's side die for his.
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
You take a plane from Australia. Your mom is American, your dad is British, and your brother (and you) is Canadian (well, because they traveled along many places). You are eating dinner, but you realized you were going to Europe.
You went sleepy, and you forgot your pet named "Strallia." But she could not go anyways, so you had to leave her. When you went to Europe, you were in the "COUNTRY-SIDE."
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
A woman exclaims that she was robbed. She was reading in the dark, candles were next to her. She says the thief opens her cabin of jewelry and leaves and enters from the window. He left the window open so she feels a drift of wind coming towards her. She turns the lights on and sees what happened.
The candle wax was going down straight. A policeman closes the window and cabin then tells her she's lying just for the cash reward. Why?
Because if the drift of wind came in, the candle wax would be dripping to the side, not straight!