What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick the hoe want difference meals the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯
why did the tomato cross the road to ketchup with his friends on the other side
Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?!?
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Pokemon:Why did the Miltank cross the road? To get to the udder side.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan are? 1.All your snacks are family sized 2.no one can make jokes about your mama.
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romnticising their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.. Then you know they're faking depression🙂
If you know it, you know it
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator
why did the octopus cross the road?
cuz he was on the same side as a sushi resturant
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To get to the other side (suicide)
Why did the second hedgehog cross the road? To see his flatmate
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
One day a cow ate a fish
what came out the other side?
A dead fish.
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
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what side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? the psycopath.
Joe mama so fat she fell on both sides of the bed
he never has a bad day
because he always wake’s up on both sides on the bed
The dark side of kid songs: You got a friend in me..you got a friend in me!
Why was the burnside bridge so hot ........ Because it's on the burning side
My teacher asked the class to stand up if your dumb, no one did so she said “ comon someone must be dumb” and pointed over to the left side of the class room , lil Jonny stands up , “do you think ur dumb ,lil Jonny ?” Asked the teacher ,”no I just feel bad for you , your the only one who who’s stood up “ replied lil Jonny!
