I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice ...
Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in the Middle East when their plane crashes in the Sahara Desert. The three disabled guys (the only survivors) are now stranded and wait for someone to rescue them, but no one showed. They start to get real thirsty, so they decide to seek out water. The amputee leads the way, with the blind man pushing the guy in the wheelchair; and, eventually they find an oasis. The amputee leader goes into the water first, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he has a NEW LEG! He gets excited and encourages his friends to do the same. The blind man offers to push the guy in the wheelchair, but he gets refused because the guy in the chair wants to be Mr Independent and isists the blind man goes ahead first. So he goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he can SEE! Now the guy in the wheelchair's getting really excited, starts pushing with all his might, goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, and wheels out the other side. Lo and behold, NEW TIRES!!!
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? to get to the other side
there's two types of emo people
1. people that cut side to side
2. and people that cut up and down
the most efficient is up and down
Yo mama is so fat she wakes up on both sides on the bed
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So I crashed the car.
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
Why did the Canadian cross the road? To say sorry to the other side.
why did the tomato cross the road to ketchup with his friends on the other side
“I had a great day today Because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table and the teacher screamed, 'Allison how would you like it if I banged you on the table?'"
Q: why did the orphan cross the road?
A: to get to the other side to find his parents
there was no other side of the road
Pokemon:Why did the Miltank cross the road? To get to the udder side.
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romnticising their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.. Then you know they're faking depression🙂
If you know it, you know it
As a Samoan i caann confirm that were only have a couple sides of us mad funny angry and dedicated
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started she said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked my dad he said it all started with Adam and Eve so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg. P1: Why did the chicken cross the road? P2: To get to the other side DUH?!? P1: No dumbass, its to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me). P2: Holy shitr u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
why did the octopus cross the road?
cuz he was on the same side as a sushi resturant
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
One day a cow ate a fish
what came out the other side?
A dead fish.