Side jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

Why did the Russian cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Did you hear about the mad who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now.

What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?

New York Jets.

Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Answer:

The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."

What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?

Cheese Fries 🍟😋

Why did the rapper open a bakery?

To make some DOUGH on the side.

Why did the rapper cross the road?

To get to the other side of the TRACK.

Ok, so I know most or all of you guys hate me, and that's fine. You guys most likely know me as a horrible person, which I don't know where you would hear that from.

And finally, I am truly a good person; you just need to know me better. The only reason I fought Tina and Jack was because I was trying to be nice to another guy. Then I realized what side I should have been on. I'm pretty sure everyone on this hates me. Just I'm sorry, and just forgive me. Alya, Tina, Jack, and someone else, I think all are nice people; they just stick up for each other, and that's what I realized. So if you still hate me, it's fine; I'll be leaving this app soon, maybe. Hate makes me sad, even though I use it, but I know what was wrong. I want to join the good side, so just give a chance. This was watersharky's Apologies.

There is a man and a woman on a date.

The woman asked what kind of things do you love?

The table starts to lift up on the man's side and the man says sorry.

The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the fresh recruit on the enemy's side die for his.

Uranus spins on its side.

Are you guys alright?

If you answered yes then you are wrong. You are all LEFT. Kill me, hmph.

(This joke was taken from that none funny b*tch on Britain's Got Talent)

Hey Hunter, Thomas here.

Why did the plane cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Thanks guys, remember to like it, means a lot!

Why did Trump's brain cross the road?

Oh wait, there is no other side.

You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.

Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?

Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen

I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.