Side jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up.
Johnny said when he grows up he's going to be a motherfucking hustler. He's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a Rolls-Royce, and he's also going to have an apartment in the city where his side bitch is going to live. He's going to buy her expensive jewelry, whatever she wants: cars, diamonds, clothes, shoes.
The teacher didn't know what to say, so she calls on Sally. "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Sally said, "I want to be Johnny's bitch."
A pornstar committed suicide; her coworkers must be taking it hard.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Did you hear about the mad who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now.
Why did the Russian cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
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Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH on the side.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
Ok, so I know most or all of you guys hate me, and that's fine. You guys most likely know me as a horrible person, which I don't know where you would hear that from.
And finally, I am truly a good person; you just need to know me better. The only reason I fought Tina and Jack was because I was trying to be nice to another guy. Then I realized what side I should have been on. I'm pretty sure everyone on this hates me. Just I'm sorry, and just forgive me. Alya, Tina, Jack, and someone else, I think all are nice people; they just stick up for each other, and that's what I realized. So if you still hate me, it's fine; I'll be leaving this app soon, maybe. Hate makes me sad, even though I use it, but I know what was wrong. I want to join the good side, so just give a chance. This was watersharky's Apologies.
There is a man and a woman on a date.
The woman asked what kind of things do you love?
The table starts to lift up on the man's side and the man says sorry.
Alright listen up you penis sucking chicken muching grape juice sipping BLACKIE!!! This is Explain Bear here to explain the joke. So the joke of “Why did the chicken cross the road” is that you expect it to be a funny punchline. But instead, you get a straightforward answer “To get to the other side” which is the logical explanation to that question. The humor is found in subversion to the subversion of expectation. Double whammy!!! So yeah that was another joke successfully explained by EXPLAIN BEAR!!!!! Dont forget to like and subscribe to my youtube channel, and until next time, BEAR OUT!!!!!!!
The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the fresh recruit on the enemy's side die for his.
Uranus spins on its side.
Are you guys alright?
If you answered yes then you are wrong. You are all LEFT. Kill me, hmph.
(This joke was taken from that none funny b*tch on Britain's Got Talent)
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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