What a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips are family size. T - T
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A man once ate the left-side of a person one guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. the man eating him said "No... it's okay he's alright now."
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There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7 - When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the 'bright side' of it. She said "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome" 54 students died that day.
i was digging out side and i found my child old toy so i ran to find him but i could not find him so i was searching for about 6 hours but the i remembered why i was digging......
Why was the train late?
It kept getting side-tracked.
If wishes were horses Beggars would ride: If turnips were watches I would wear one by my side. And if if’s and an’s were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!
when you are sitting out side at school and this boy come up to you with a rock in his hand and says do you know where mrs stewrt is at
is it just me or ever body has a Darkside like a psycho side and then you act like crazy for some reason
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I saw a kid crying sitting on the side walk and I asked him where his parents were, he then cried even more. God I love working at the orphanage.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
“If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner” Sun Tzu, The Art of War
On the plus side Nicola Bulley no longer has a problem with Alcohol
imagine a white van. now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombre on and his arm out the window and on the side of the van it says free candy. but there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back
I hope both the sides of your pillow are warm tonight
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side
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Why do cheetahs have spots out side of there body’s
Because they don’t have they in the inside
