What was OceanGate's biggest regret?
Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the Titan submarine for when it sunk like Bud Light's profits.
What is my most popular side of myself?
Suicide.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the other side.
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
On the plus side, I finally hear voices talking to me... just wish they were outside my head.
I had a conversation with a Möbius strip.
It was one-sided.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."
You know how we all have different sides? Well, I have a suicidal side. (Here a bang in the next room.) Oh well, not anymore :)
Ads for meds be like: Chloroform, it's Chloroform, helps with itchy eyes. Side affects may include Acute Flaccid Myelitis (AFM), AIDS (HIV/AIDS), Alphaviruses, Alzheimer's Disease, Alzheimer's Diseases (Spanish), Arboviral Encephalitis, Arthritis, Babesiois, Cancer, Unintentional injuries, Chronic lower respiratory disease, Stroke and cerebrovascular diseases, Alzheimer's disease, Diabetes, Influenza and pneumonia.
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
On the plus side, Nicola Bulley no longer has a problem with alcohol.
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight.
