Side Jokes

Why did the orphan run into the street, to get to the other side of life

Why didn't Stephen Hawkin cross the road? Because he rolled other to the other side!!!

I woke up on the floor this morning ,I think I woke up on the wrong side thou

Being an orphan isn’t all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.

Why can't orphans eat Doritos because it's family side

Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side my truck doesn't even have a dent.

Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.

On which side the chicken has the most feather

On the outer side😂😂

you know why I have so low IQ? its because the left side of my brain gets nothing right and the right side of my brain has nothing left

Why did the pedo cross the road? To get to the pre-school on the other side.

I once told a blind orphan hey look at the bright side

Where you born on the side of the highway because that’s where all mistakes happen

How is a beer can and a indian the same ? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!

How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q:What did the fetus say to the tongs?

A:See you on the flip side.

Look at the bright side ☀️😁! The worst 😔 is behind us.

Mom, how were hoomans made? Son, it’s because Adam and Eve were brought down by god and made babies!

Dad, how were hoomans made. Son, us humans evolved from monkeys!

Mom, dad said hoomans were evolved from monkeys, is that true? Oh son, (ruffles smol man’s hair) your dad was telling you his side of the family, and I was telling my side :)