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Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
What goes moo? Cow.
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What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
You're a bish, and you are too!
When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
Tell your teacher this: "I passed a test that took 60 minutes. It wasn't your work, it wasn't my work, it was hour work!"
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
What happened to the eight-year-old boy that needed to go to the bathroom during church?
The priest stopped him on the way there.
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
A Mexican opens a pharmacy in CA. What’s he selling?
Drugs.
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