Short jokes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?
Because he couldn't breathe.
Better Friday the 13th than any Monday.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?
"We’ve got a runner!"
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.