Short jokes
Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
Mitosis!!!!!! >:)
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!
What's big, round, and can't move?
A vegetable!
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
Christmas. Living proof arseholes exist.
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
"If all of these structures break we will all die."
And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"
And he said, "It would be breaking news."
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.