Short jokes
You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."
Mo sal. F.
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long.
Withered Bonnie, more like Bonnie Mcnutt!
What did the orphan say to the house? Can I live here?
A drum rolled down a hill. Ba-dum-tsssh!
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
How old are you...? I don’t give a shit, stfu and get in ma van.
“NO NO NO”
I’ll give you some candy.
“Oh ok🤩”
Is crummy bears alright??
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
I was like, soon dude, Little Johnny is Big boobs.
Friends, gather here.
Samantha, Josephine, Stevie, Jess, Alice, and Alex.
How do you know if a chick is too fat?
If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.
What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?
Liam Malone.
Hehe.