Short jokes

Short jokes

Place

Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.

Play

A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.

No joke!

Doorknob

I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.

Graduate

What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?

"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"

Word

I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."

Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.

Dog

Why was the dog staying in the shade?

Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!

Finger

Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!

Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?

List

I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.

But no pun in ten did.

Side

Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?

Because it's on the burning side.

Cereal

What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?

I personally think cereal is not nutritious.