Short jokes
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."
- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”