Short jokes
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
Some of the best comedians mimic people. I mimic my shadow.
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
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The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
I want to be a pornstar. Even if I completely suck, they will still give me a firm raise.
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.
I gave a deaf kid AirPods.
I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?
DUH! A sticker.
Why did Annie fall from the swing?
Because she had no hands.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Annie.
Your hairline goes so far back it went back to when Earth was created.
A swan, a goose, and a penguin walked into a bar... I ducked.
As I grow older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe tour guide wasn't the right career choice for me...
Alabama.
Every time there's a family reunion, a baby is born 9 months later.
How many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression?
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.