Short jokes
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
I wasn't going to have a brain transplant...
But then I changed my mind.
What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?
One kid in eight dustbins.
Why was 6 so afraid of 7?
7 killed 6's parents.
Lewis Clow
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
What's breakdancing, twitching, and noisy?
A child with epilepsy.
Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
Mitosis!!!!!! >:)
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.