NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
Short Jokes
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
Hang in there, you all, Literally.
My four conditions:
1. I need coffee.
2. I need vacation.
3. I need food.
4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel, and an alibi.
Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
I have done a ton of work. A skele-ton.
