Short jokes
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
We are drunk at the party. There was an ass-ton of drunk girls there with me.
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
"Have you ever heard of the snail that never gives charity?"
"Yeah, he is so shellfish!"
What's the difference between my dad cumming and cancer?
Nothing, they both stain.
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
"Go frick a cow!"
"I already fricked your mother."
I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.
Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.
Women’s rights *bazinga!*
I have a fish that can breakdance!
Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.
Update: I got banned from BIGO Live.
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.