Short jokes
"Clap clap clap that ass, bitch, shake that cameltoe, let them see them pussy lips!"
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attempt a suicide, guess what? I failed.
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.
McDonald's :)
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
What did the cow say every morning?
Good moorning!
I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport?
•Terminal
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
What’s a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
Are you a blanket? Because I love it when you’re on top of me.
Medusa makes men hard.
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
It ain't always having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.