Short jokes
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
My sister has cows, and after 4 months, she said there was a mis-steak.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
What did Rengoku say to his class?
"Set your school ablaze!"
Guys, if y'all don't stop making hatred stuff, I'm contacting admin.
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
America: I'm going to build a wall.
Nazi: Been there.
Soviet Union: Done that.
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
What goes in and takes a while to come out?
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.