Short jokes
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?
Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.
You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
What’s worse than running with scissors?
Scissoring with the runs!
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.