Short jokes
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
A: What did the lawyer say to the amputee?
Q: You haven't got a leg to stand on.
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
Fight in the comments.
How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
What is the difference between runners and my car?
My car is still running.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What kind of fruit can fix your sink?
A plum-ber.
Why can you never surprise mountains?
They peak.
Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.
How do women hold their liquor? By the ears.
I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."