Short jokes
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
Spell Mississippi.
M-I-S-S-I-P-P~
Haha you said pp.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?
O-Block
Hey, fatboy, why are you so damn fat?
Because every time I f*** your mom, she gives me a cookie.
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.
Me: "Are you ok sir?"
Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."
Me: "Well, which one are ya?"
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail mix.
I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
No, you!
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Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭