Short jokes
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."
What's a cancer patient's favorite food?
Kentucky Fried Chemotherapy
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
I did have a good time today, I did.
What is an oven that you don’t own? Nacho oven.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
What if "balloon" was spelled "balooon?" Thatf
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
The S in America stands for safe.
If you fuck your sister in front of a redneck, are you appropriating their culture?
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?
The psychologist will thank you for coming.
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
I have a dog named Syndrome.
But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout, "DOWN SYNDROME!"