Short jokes
Do you know Mike Hawk? No, who is he? Mike Hawk in your MOUTH!
They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
Why is the sun mad at the clouds?
The clouds keep throwing shade.
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
What did the butcher say to the pig?
Nice to meat you.
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
Are guys scared of the word "Choppiness"?
Because it is literally saying "chop-penis."
I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
"How was your day?"
"It was great."
"What was so great about it?"
"I saw a puppy."
"Awww."
"And I ran over it :)"
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.