Short jokes
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
We are drunk at the party. There was an ass-ton of drunk girls there with me.
Why does Sally hate herself? Because Sophie stole her boy.
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
What did the priest say to the other priest during baptism?
"We better clean our sex toys before we play with them."
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
"Cancer isn't real. It's probably special effects."
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.
Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth.
Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?
Because he is nuts about them!