Short jokes
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
Jesus was drinking when he made you.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."
- Sun Tzu
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.