Short jokes
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
Hello everyone, to the first Hollow Knight meeting!
My pen is so strong, ladies, come and get it!
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Why does Santa not have any children?
He only cums once a year.
STOP THE FRICKING ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW! STOP THEM NOW NOW NOW N.O.W.
Why don't women parachute naked?
That annoying whistling sound on the way down.
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
What do dogs drink? Pupsi.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
If a woman named Susan gets murdered, is it considered a Sue-icide?
What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists?
Nothing, I cut both of them.
“Did you show him the pictures of our cats?”
“Yes.”
“Did you hang ‘em?”
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
Rowan
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
Have you tried eating a clock?
It's time-consuming!
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.