Short jokes
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
What's breakdancing, twitching, and noisy?
A child with epilepsy.
Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
Mitosis!!!!!! >:)
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!
What's big, round, and can't move?
A vegetable!
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
Christmas. Living proof arseholes exist.
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
"If all of these structures break we will all die."
And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"
And he said, "It would be breaking news."
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.