Short jokes
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What do you read on Halloween?
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
Why did the clock eat so fast?
He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?
Having sex in the woods and a deer walks up and fucks you from the back.
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
What did kings say when they were made king? Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!
You watch 50 Shades of Grey, and you turn grey in bed.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Don't free Britney!
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel its skin off.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
They say the first time doesn't work, third time's the charm. Ha, not!
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!