Short jokes
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
Today I am finding out the lore of worstjokesever.com.
Who am I?
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Me: I'm afraid of random letters.
Therapist: You are?
Me: [screams]
Therapist: Oh, I see.
Me: [screaming intensifies]
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
It's best not to say "Hail Satan" because he can't control the weather!