Short jokes
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?
Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.
You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
What’s worse than running with scissors?
Scissoring with the runs!
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.