Short jokes
Where did the pig go on holiday?
Snout and about.
Bob: Siri, call 666!
*dialing noises*
Bob: Hello?
Bob's dad: Hi!
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
If Kenny had a son, we all know he would also be his brother.
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
Your mother.
My mom ate my food, so I ate her pet hamster.
Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac.
"kys" (keep yourself safe).
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
What do you get when you cross Freddie Mercury and Dracula?
A dead man with AIDS.
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
#RIPBOZO
"Bitch, I’m a cow, bitchhhhh."
Why was the German in a hurry? Because he was Rush-ian to get to work.