Short jokes
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
Jesus was drinking when he made you.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."
- Sun Tzu
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.