How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
My life
My life who?
My life is depressing...
When Chinese baby’s are born they should put “MADE FROM CHINA”.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex? "Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
I raped a disable child I think she's too far to repair now
why did the woman feel ugly?
A. Nobody would even rape her
Elsa got a boyfriend and the boyfriend wanted to try anal. She was too keen but she just lay back and shouted “INTO THE UNKNOWN!”
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
If you shit in a church is it a holy shit?
Which president has never gone to jail........ Lincoln because he's in a cent get it innocent in a cent
3 Nazis walk into a BAR
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff
Ali-A
What a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack
What’s red blonde and wet
Saskia in grain
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What was Steven Hawkins name before he got his desease? Steven walkins
Louis day is Steven Hawkins identical twin
