Short jokes
Everyone: "Wow, you're so nice and perfect! Your life must be great!"
*Reality of having depression* Me: "Oh yeah, I guess. 😀"
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.
Why did the rapist not get sentenced?
Because rule 69 said so 🤣🤣
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
My pen is so strong, ladies, come and get it!
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Two men walked into a bar, and one man asked for H20, and the other man asked for H20 too.
Only one man came out alive.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.
I am soooooooo cute like Harish, I lo[ve].
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
Bro, wait, are cannibals real, though?
Anyway, my joke is if you eat yourself, are you a cannibal?
Think about it, lol. Haha.
What is the definition of GAY?
Thunwa :D
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
Why did the stick fall?
Because he is a stick man.