Short jokes
I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!
When this guy fell off a cliff, he got an A+ for egg-cellence!
"Nihha scarborough face."
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
"Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?"
The world is a freaking rape joke.
TommyInnit said, "Long live the Queen." Look at where she's at now.
My friend Arid asked me what I did over the weekend. I told him, "I read."
Get it? I read? No... ok.
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists.
"What do you want to eat?"
"You choose."
"Children."
"What?"
*Picks up pot*
"You said anything!"
"Mommy, mommy! Are we janitors?"
"Shut up and pass me the mop."
Hi. Hhhh yrddd.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Can we have a party in space?
First, we need to planet ;)
Get it? "Plan it" = planet.
How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? -- All of them, skyscrapers can't jump.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
What does a stick say when it falls down? "Wood you help me up?"
Who lives under the sea?
Malaysia flight 370.