Short jokes
How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
T-Series.
My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.
Are you fin-ished with your work?
I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the look on its face as you climax.
Pick up lines.
"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"
"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."