Short jokes
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
What did the meditating egg say?
A) Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet!
Just walked in on my parents doing it! Worst 30 minutes of my life.
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
A lumberjack goes to a person's house.
Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
Is it all right when there is nothing left?
"If all of these structures break we will all die."
And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"
And he said, "It would be breaking news."
Robyn Smith
AP Chemistry.
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...
A ginger.
Hi Trent!
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed!
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.
It means a lot!