Short jokes

Short Jokes

What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters? They both shoot when they see kids.

I respect woman’s choices....either she wants to cook first, then clean or is she wants to clean first the cook

So I was digging up in the garden and I found some treasure I was gunna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden

A news headline read: A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight He was in the infantry