Short jokes
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
Robyn Smith
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
I wasn't going to have a brain transplant...
But then I changed my mind.
What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?
One kid in eight dustbins.
Why was 6 so afraid of 7?
7 killed 6's parents.
Lewis Clow
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!