Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
Your birth certificate is like an apology from the condom factory...
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground.
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)