Short jokes
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
Once a blonde, always a blonde. 😂
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
Wanna see something dark?
Close your eyes.
Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!
Edna: Hey there big boy!
Big boy: You need to stop doing this.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Doritos!
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
They said time heals all wounds, well, I broke your watch.
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.
Kids?
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the wagon.
Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?
Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.
What did one orphan say to the other one?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.