A man hits a woman with his car. Whos fault was it? The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
What color is your bugati
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
Why did Michael Jackson rush to h&m?: they had new billie jeans
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters? They both shoot when they see kids.
Whats the difference between the twin towers and the poeple at the old folks home. They both collapsed
I made a orphan website it does not have a home page
I respect woman’s choices....either she wants to cook first, then clean or is she wants to clean first the cook
What was the last thing that went through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Whats the diffrence between an apple and emos? They both hang on trees.
So I was digging up in the garden and I found some treasure I was gunna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden
damn Americans they fucking suck at clash royal.
Would love to pound Sterling with a 14lb hammer.
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox? Just tell him that it floats.
POV: you call the group of emos the suicide squad
If Jesus told you to trust everyone that must be why there is a lot of kidnappings
A news headline read: A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight He was in the infantry
I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn
I didnt get the joke at first then it hit me like a plane
im so skinny i could use floss as a noose