Short jokes
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...
Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
I don't know, I don't have one.
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground.
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
F*ck you.
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, and I was like, "OMg!"
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
Christmas. Living proof arseholes exist.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!
What's big, round, and can't move?
A vegetable!