Short jokes
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
The bushes outside got jealous after they saw your eyebrows.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A Kinder Surprise.
"Amen, "Amen," "Amen."
Hail Satan.
............
Oh, sorry. I forgot which religion I was pretending to respect.
The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it leads to a lot of people stealing them.
They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle.
Did you know that bald people have an endless forehead?
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.
But if you're vegan, you call him food.
If you're poor, you eat the skin.
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
His name is "Daddy!" HELP!
Why does Aaron cry at night? His alcoholic father beats him.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
Q: What did one koala say to the other? A: How's it hanging? 😂