Short jokes
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
Where do mermaids get a job?
At the kelp wanted station.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes.
He hugged me!
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
With great depression comes great antidepressants.
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.