Short jokes
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
Mommy, Mommy! Are we vampires?
Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
Today I am finding out the lore of worstjokesever.com.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."