Short jokes
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
Where do mermaids get a job?
At the kelp wanted station.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes.
He hugged me!
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
With great depression comes great antidepressants.
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.