Short jokes
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Bruh, don't be punny.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!