Short jokes
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
I don't know, I don't have one.
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
News: Ook! says an interviewed monkey.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.