Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
Short Jokes
F*ck you.
Your birth certificate is like an apology from the condom factory...
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground.
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
Hang in there, you all, Literally.
My four conditions:
1. I need coffee.
2. I need vacation.
3. I need food.
4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel, and an alibi.
