Short jokes
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
Robyn Smith
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!