Short jokes

Short jokes

Man

You should never leave a man hanging.

Unless they are still alive.

Eye

Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?

A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.

Virus

What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!

Lumberjack

A lumberjack goes to a person's house.

Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.

News

"If all of these structures break we will all die."

And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"

And he said, "It would be breaking news."

Toad

Why did the toad cross the road?

To show his girlfriend he had guts.