Short jokes

Short jokes

People

There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.

Satan

It's best not to say "Hail Satan" because he can't control the weather!

Epilepsy

That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...

Baby

"Knock knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Baby!"

"Baby who?"

"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"

"No thanks, I already ate."