Short jokes
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
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Continue.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists.