What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Short Jokes
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
Roast
You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!
"MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE"
My dog died. I'm so sad.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
