Short jokes
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.
Hang in there, you all, Literally.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.