Short jokes
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.
The sign on their gate says:
"Clothed Until Further Notice."
My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.
I told him to stop being so clothes-minded.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. ππ€£
Those are all the same.
(All the jokes above.)
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
What did the kangaroo π¦ bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
Hi Ethan!
Hi Eric Le!
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
I once had a patient who wanted to change his species.
I'll tell you, he was unBEARable.
What did the meditating egg say?
A) Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet!
A lumberjack goes to a person's house.
Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.