Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of Dawn. Lets just say Dawn got very mad.
What did the angry cow say to it’s enemy
We have beef
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy. 🍕🧀
Why didn't the butcher cut the fillet?
Because it was a misteak
Don't drink and park. Accidents cause people.
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants and it was drivin me nuts
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
where did stephan hawking go after he died? fnaf sister location
He dead, he alive but most importantly he got a new hard drive
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
I want a job cleaning mirrors, I could really see myself doing it 🤨
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
#takemebacksophie
What hangs low?
Balls
What soda do dogs drink? Pupsi
What was Beethoven's favourite insect?
The Bee. :0
why cant vampires tell jokes right? all their jokes just SUCK
are you a volcano? because you're hot and i really lava you
Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone? www.VincentVanGoghAway.com
Ur American when u walk to the bathroom. what are you when ur in there
Ur-a-peen Eurapean
