Short jokes
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
I am thinking of removing my spine.
It's only holding me back.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
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Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone.
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.