Short jokes
Ashten Parkes
"Sharing is communism."
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore โ my face should be among them.
Whatโs Queen Elizabethโs pickup line?
Youโre breathtaking!
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs donโt work like they used to before."
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.