Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
Short Jokes
Hi 👋 magic school 🏫.
I'm evilest-evil man.
"Yes, you are," scared guy.
No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!
WwwassfcfqaaszzxQffffgg.
What if "balloon" was spelled "balooon?" Thatf
Your mum. That's all I need to say.
Who?
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What did one Koala say to the other?
"Help me I'm burning. Aaaugh!!! Oh fuck oh fuck I'm on fire!! AAAAaugh!"
Guys, if y'all don't stop making hatred stuff, I'm contacting admin.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dumplin.
Dumplin who?
Dumplin the killer.
My friend and I got into a fight. I looked straight forward and said, "Look me in my eyes!"
She a hoe, she shit on herself.
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
My memes are ironic, but my depression is chronic.
What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?
How much did the haulla-cost?
I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.
I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
