Short jokes
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
Bruh, frog cult is besttttt!
So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
Bumpkin boy.
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
Opal didn't hack RapBoat's account, she WAS RapBoat the whole time.
What has a tail, a head, but no body?
A coin.
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
This is not a joke. This is not a joke.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?
Cot death.
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's fingers!
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
Stupid.
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
Saw (DYM 69).