Short jokes
I saw a lady in a bikini on the beach, so I walked up to her and said, "LET ME STICK MY DICK UP YOUR BIG ASS!"
Why did only blonds show up at Saturday's party during the Corona crisis?
Because their computers flashed, "Virus blocked!"
Ever looked at a cemetery and thought, wow, Heaven and Hell must be crowded?
This isn’t a joke, but my name [is] Mr. Cheese.
I'm evilest-evil man.
"Yes, you are," scared guy.
No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!
Hi 👋 magic school 🏫.
What if "balloon" was spelled "balooon?" Thatf
WwwassfcfqaaszzxQffffgg.
Your mum. That's all I need to say.
Who?
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What did one Koala say to the other?
"Help me I'm burning. Aaaugh!!! Oh fuck oh fuck I'm on fire!! AAAAaugh!"
Guys, if y'all don't stop making hatred stuff, I'm contacting admin.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dumplin.
Dumplin who?
Dumplin the killer.
My friend and I got into a fight. I looked straight forward and said, "Look me in my eyes!"
She a hoe, she shit on herself.
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
My memes are ironic, but my depression is chronic.
What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.