Short jokes
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
What did Superman say to Batman?
Nothing, Bruce is dead.
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
Fuke
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun!
LOL 💦🔫💧🌊
Earth is fun and worstbmaa.
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
By recruiting sponsors, they help them find work in their first year.
Everyone thought I'd have a great year...
14 years just gave me more chances.
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.
I was looking forward to my date with this paraplegic girl, but she stood me up.
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but they're very tiny and we're not sure how they got in there.
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite porn site?
A: Motherless.
Hi. My name's Stephen Hawking. What's your disability?
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
COVID-19. IN YOUR FACE! HAHA!