Short jokes
Biden 2020.
Keira likes massive, juicy, insanely big cock!
What has tree roots and what do I have for kids? What is the difference between a human and a used tire?
Tree roots are under the tree, and used tires are under the Hummer.
Do I do the same for dinner tomorrow morning for you?
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the douchebag's house.
Knock knock.
(It's the octopus.)
Wanna know something funny?
Me, because I'm funny looking.
Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.
What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?
Two-ply!
Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.
I did not.
Nancy be like, "Don't do drugs, do cock!"
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"
Mvccfffghhhhggv.
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......
And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*
What is playing with you?
If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.
What is tyyyyyyyyu?
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
W ffseetyhggghjoi.
"F***, Jesus ate his stinky ass."