Short jokes
Madeline Mcannot find her.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
A book just fell on my head. I’ve got only my shelf to blame!
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
Bleach!
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free? She washed up on the beach.
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?
Ask Boeing.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
What makes my life so unfair?
You invading it for no apparent reason.
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.