Short jokes
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
Emo people totally suck!
2023- my dad is a cop.
1800- my dad owns your dad.
Why was the computer late to work?
Because it had a hard drive!
He pimples?
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
Dynamic song tutorial: Momo dela dela bro, dela dela bro, cuemcuemcuemcuem.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!