Short jokes
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
Mitosis!!!!!! >:)
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
You really put the R in special.
Why'd Billy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing with the bent one.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.