Short jokes
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
The last thing I said to my dog was,
"Play dead."
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.