Short jokes
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
What do you call a binder with no rings?
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
What did the dalmatian dog say after he finished his meal?
"That hit the spot?"
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
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