Short jokes
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
Bruh, don't be punny.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish not to die a virgin.
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.