Short jokes
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.
Hang in there, you all, Literally.
My four conditions:
1. I need coffee.
2. I need vacation.
3. I need food.
4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel, and an alibi.
Dee.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.