Short jokes
"Sharing is communism."
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
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"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.