Short jokes
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
Just walked in on my parents doing it! Worst 30 minutes of my life.
Why did the man put himself on fire?
To BURN Calories.
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...
A ginger.
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed!
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
Potatoes
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
"If all of these structures break we will all die."
And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"
And he said, "It would be breaking news."
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
I once had a patient who wanted to change his species.
I'll tell you, he was unBEARable.