Short jokes
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
The belt broke.
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
Imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.