Short jokes
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
¡Hola, soy Dora!
Can you help me find the two fucks I'm supposed to give?!
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco?
Because every little bit helps!
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The Bushes.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.