Short jokes
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.