Short jokes
Why haven’t any women gone to the moon?
A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned.
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
If there's a lieutenant, shouldn't there be a righttenant too? 🤔
Are there support groups for men?
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
Bippity Boppity,
Women are property.
Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12.
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
"Wakanda Forever" didn't last forever.
I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.
Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭
Where’s the best place to put a Christmas tree?
In between Christmas two and Christmas four. 😉😂😂