Short jokes
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
What did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast? His left shoulder.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
Nana when Zane kisses her in her mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream!]
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
Teacher: What does a chicken give you?
Student: An egg!
Teacher: What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework!
I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
If you believe in Allah, you will go straight to heaven, Mashallah! 😍
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
I wish my name was Voyager 2...
So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)
Your penis is literally BLUE!
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.