Short jokes
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
Which train is loaded with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train.
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.