Short jokes
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?
Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.
They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.
Hi Ethan!
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.
I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
Hi Eric Le!
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
Those are all the same.
(All the jokes above.)
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
Cooper is the best to ever live.
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.