What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
Short Jokes
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?
I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said, “Parking fine.”
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
