Short jokes
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
Dude, Mississippi got a better K/D ratio than you.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.