Short jokes
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
What do priests give children?
Syphilis.
How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
What's a suicidal person's favorite type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they're fucking assholes.