Short jokes
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
Chloe Lutwyche, Bella Battese, and Hayley Wilson.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
What did Obama ask Trump?
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.