Short jokes
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists.
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
😂🤣
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.