Short jokes
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
"Watch out, there's an iceberg!"
Other person: "We will be fine."
10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."
If depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with huge amounts of autism, that would be me.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
Finally my father came early from office today. I am very happy.
He was fired from his job.
When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal!
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see.
Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
I shit on your furniture.
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?”
No sun.
I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said, "You've got to be yolking me!"
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.