Short jokes
Jugs!
Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
Shrek yells at Donkey. Fiona yells, "Stop yelling at the ass!"
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
Do you know where priests go at night?
To all night sale at Boys R Us.
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.