Short jokes
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked!
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.