Short jokes
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
Who am I?
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
With great depression comes great antidepressants.
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
Dude, Mississippi got a better K/D ratio than you.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!