Short jokes
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
Fight in the comments.
What do priests give children?
Syphilis.
How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
I saw a homeless dude and gave him $1.
I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77.
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."
I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion.
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.