Short jokes
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.
My anxiety has anxiety.
My doctor asked my brother if anyone in the family suffers from mental illness.
He replied: "No, we all seem to rather enjoy it!"
How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.
Better Friday the 13th than Monday the 13th.
Chloe Lutwyche, Bella Battese, and Hayley Wilson.
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
I told my therapist I feel suicidal. He charged me in advance.
Better Friday the 13th than any Monday.
You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"