Short jokes
Life’s not a game... but if it was, some people would still be stuck on the tutorial.
There's only one gender. Women are property.
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
I eat cockroaches.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
D: Johnny, Johnny.
J: Yes, Papa?
D: Eating sugar?
J: No, Papa!
D: Telling lies?
J: No, Papa!
D: Open your mouth, now full of cock. :)
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
how do you cut of a hillbilly's dick?
kick his sister in the jaw
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.
I told them, "Just you wait!"
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
Yo mama so ugly that she's the reason monsters hide under the beds.
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.
Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!
Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!
Was he under insurance claim?
I'll give you 20 dollars if you let me cum in you.
You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.
Sign outside a hair salon: "We'll color your hair or dye trying."