Short jokes
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realized that toucan play at that game.
This shit is disgusting but funny.
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
How does Jesus whistle? Through the hole in his hand.
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?
Americans...
If you’re gonna have a gangbang, make it extreme!
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
The winds of Uranus go on and off, so you could say the wind is broken.
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
What’s the difference between school and prison? One is painted.