Short jokes
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?
A: Domi doesn't know!
What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?
"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."
Here is the meaning of the name Gwen!
Good
Wise
Enough
Nice
Mean meaning of the name Gwen!
Grumpy
Words
Enough
Nasty
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
I'm going to piss on the floor.
Read if gay.
Aha!
Removing the polish with chemicals: 😀
Removing the Polish with chemicals: 😳
Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself inside them.