Short jokes
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
What does the Bible stand for?
Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.
Your butt is bigger than Uranus!
Hitler.
Don't bully.
What is a porn star's favourite potato crisp flavour...
Prawn cocktail.
I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
I got rejected from art school today, so yeah.
What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor?
Ripping it off with a kick!
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide receiver!
What do Japanese men do when they vote?
They have an erection.
Then: You want free candy?
Now: You want free Wi-Fi?
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?
Nothing.
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
123 bipity bopity 321. Women are property.
What did the wire say to the electrician?
"Stop twisting my nuts!"
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.
How do you tell a child they have cancer?
With a smile on your face.