Short jokes
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Doritos!
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
Lewis Clow
Robyn Smith
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
They said time heals all wounds, well, I broke your watch.
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.
Kids?
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
"If all of these structures break we will all die."
And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"
And he said, "It would be breaking news."