Short jokes
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
Boy: Hey! I love you...
Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.
*boy sent a pic of his dic*
Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.
Alien vs Predator.
Cosby vs E.T.
I am a reverse rapper because I put bars in my mouth.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender said, "Why the long face?"
These aren't funny.
The greatest bond you will ever have is the one with your conjoined twin.
"How was your day?"
"It was great."
"What was so great about it?"
"I saw a puppy."
"Awww."
"And I ran over it :)"
Sans: “pokes brother with ruler”
Papyrus: Sans, what are you doing?
Sans: Measuring your patience.
Papyrus: Grunts
What's the difference between me and a bus?
I'm not on fire...
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?
You got off clean.
Y'all follow me, please.
My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"
I said, "No, it doesn't!"
What's the difference between a water bottle and Africa?
One has water; the other one doesn’t.
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet, it is a shame he could not create a longer-lasting battery.
If you're reading this, then your life means nothing...
Have a nice day! 🙂😊