If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
Short Jokes
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩
What's 1 + 1?
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
