Short jokes
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.
It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
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Just ask before you pay.
Been learning Chinese...
69 is too-can-chew.
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.