Short jokes
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!
Boobies!
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
I had to stop drinking because I got tired of waking up in my car, driving 90.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?
So that they can be wanted.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
Hi, if you are suffering with depression and want to talk about it, please do so in the comments, and just know you are NOT alone.
"Hey, is that a peach?"
*gets slapped on the butt*
"Noted."
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
Deutsch: Die, die nichts zu sagen haben, reden viel. Die, die was zu sagen haben, hingegen kaum.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
"1v1 me bitch!"
I don't want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband.
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!