Short jokes
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad, oh my god!
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!
Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.
Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.