Short jokes
Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?
What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?
Depends on who's sucking.
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
"Whole November month, sniper lessons available in Dallas U.S.?"
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
So I got my sister shampoo for her birthday, and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
[Parent’s signature: __________]
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.