Short jokes
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
No pine, no gain!
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
The belt broke.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.