Short jokes
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish not to die a virgin.
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!