Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13 just do em in your head
What did Stevie wonder see when he got Murdered
Nothing
Dark humor and woman are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
Last time Kenny ate a vegetable he got banned from his mom's nursing home.
why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other suiSIDE to see their parents
Boi you can't be talking because it someone punched you in the face you will be the one to apologize
9/11 is like genders. There used to be two of them and now it’s a touchy subject.
Abortion another word for dying at spawn
I’m gonna kick some gum and chew some ass.... but I’m all out of ass
What did Stephen Hawkings get for his BDay, Chocolate arm.
I congratulated my friend and losing all that baby weight she started crying told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
I would make a disabled joke But they never work
stop the dead baby jokes where running out of babys
Why did Princess Diana cross the road.........She forgot to put her seatbelt
What is Steven hawkins favorite song? Highway To hell
Do you know how Diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
How did I know where you would go next? Oh I felt it in my bones!
I got rejected from art school today so yeah
Wanna hear a good joke?
My dad’s love for me
What was Hitlers favorite thing to do to pass the time? Smoking
