Short jokes
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”
Bruh, don't be punny.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.