Short jokes
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”
Bruh, don't be punny.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?