Short jokes
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What do the initials FBI stand for?
Federal Bureau of Idiots.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"