Short jokes
What’s an orphan's favorite food?
: Not home food.
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
What's the similarity between dogs and poor people?
They both eat from trash.
Woman jokes aren't funny, period.
A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
It's a RUF life in Africa.
A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."
I like my women like I like my eggs. Beaten against a table until her insides come out.
My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes, and I replied with, "It's not that deep."
Like if you are scared of Covid-19.
You are adopted.
No cap. No one loves you.
Bye.
When you know that everyone thinks you're a hoe.
WHEN Y'ALL ARE MY HOES!
If you park your tow truck on the footpath, it'll get towed.
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."
A baby is like another step. You use it just the same as the other steps.
How much do the bones in your body weigh? A skele-ton!
“The Titanic is unsinkable!”
Iceberg challenge excepted.
On the plus side, Nicola Bulley no longer has a problem with alcohol.