Short jokes
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
RIP Harambe.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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