Short jokes
"If all of these structures break we will all die."
And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"
And he said, "It would be breaking news."
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?
Because he's too high.
If you think I would joke about Alzheimer's, forget it.
What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy Zicam Extreme Congestion Relief?
George Floyd was able to breathe again.
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
What did one orphan say to the other one?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
My lesbian friends bought me a gold timepiece for my birthday.
But, I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch!"
How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the wagon.
You really put the R in special.
Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.
I thought about making a necrophilia joke, but I knew it would be a DOA.
I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.