Short jokes

Short jokes

Sadness

You were sad because your grandmother died.

The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.

Living

Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.

Blood Type

What's the most optimistic blood type? B+.

What disease causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency.

Depression

A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.

Sister

My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.

Parent

Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.

Birthday girl: Oh wow!

Parent: Anyone missing?

Birthday girl: Your parents.

Orphanage

What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?

Still being in the orphanage at 13.

9/11

My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.

Death

Why have there been so many deaths around the world?

Trees and ropes.

Christmas Tree

This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.