Short jokes
Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
I was going to kill myself, but in the end, it doesn't even matter.
Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
I got some from suggestions, research, etc. etc. Just to illuminate you.
My dad asked, "Where are you going?"
Me: "Back to the orphanage."
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
I was going to go hunting but then I realized, schools are closed due to covid.
Why did the car key never fit in?
He was too door key.
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
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What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
What is red and very rare?
A child in a blender.
If half of Stephen Hawking's house was painted red and half was painted blue, what color were the stairs?
He didn't have any.
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.