Short jokes
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
Which train is loaded with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train.
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!