Short jokes

Short jokes

Condom

What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?

A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.

Fly

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.

Movie

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

Girl

One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.

"What?" Angelica replied.

"I'm a guy."

Kid

What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?

The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.

Sadness

You were sad because your grandmother died.

The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.

Living

Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.

Blood Type

What's the most optimistic blood type? B+.

What disease causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency.

Depression

A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.

Sister

My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.

Parent

Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.

Birthday girl: Oh wow!

Parent: Anyone missing?

Birthday girl: Your parents.