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Short Jokes
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
Dude, Mississippi got a better K/D ratio than you.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
Chloe Lutwyche, Bella Battese, and Hayley Wilson.
