Short jokes
What is a porn star's favourite potato crisp flavour...
Prawn cocktail.
Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide receiver!
What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor?
Ripping it off with a kick!
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
I got rejected from art school today, so yeah.
I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
What do Japanese men do when they vote?
They have an erection.
Then: You want free candy?
Now: You want free Wi-Fi?
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?
It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?
Nothing.
How do you tell a child they have cancer?
With a smile on your face.
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
Friend: Why don't you cut your hair?
Me: Dunno, but I'll probably cut my wrists first.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?
Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.