Short jokes
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad, oh my god!
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
I love gay people. UwU
Do you need an ark?
Because I Noah guy!
Why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL.
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
Hot shingles in your neighborhood wanting to get nailed.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
I've been told I've got a perfect cock.
She sure was hard on me when I took it from her, though.
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits!
High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
What do bats like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
I tried to find my watch I lost last week, but I didn't have the time.