Short jokes
Boy and girl.
Boys af sex wus ur girl?
I suck big weiner.
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's fingers!
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.
If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
Roses are red, just like your lips.
Mountains are big, just like your tits.
God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"
A boy is sitting in a dentist chair getting braces, and a dentist comes in and says, "Brace yourself!"
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
What's the difference between a little boy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it.
What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"
Why doesn’t Jesus trust humanity anymore?
Because he doesn’t wanna get double-crossed.
Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?