Short jokes
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?
Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
Before: Caring & Noble.
After: Chernobyl.
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.
Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.
Real emo: same.
Fake emo: another piece of cake.
If per capita is an issue, decapita can be arranged.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.