Short jokes
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
RIP Harambe.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."