Short jokes
Bruh, don't be punny.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
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How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!
My four conditions:
1. I need coffee.
2. I need vacation.
3. I need food.
4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel, and an alibi.
Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."