Short jokes
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Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
What is always moving but we never see it walk?
Time! Hahahaha!
I'll give you 20 dollars if you let me cum in you.
Bob is Johnny, ahgaaghahahahaha!
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
Are you suicidal? Remember, if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?
So that they can be wanted.
Lachlan
You're so dumb that every time you use the bathroom, you use your shoe to wipe your ass.
Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.
Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?
5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.