Short jokes
This guy tried to kill me, and I asked, "What is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied, "Nah, it's Halloween."
I was gonna tell a rumor about butter, but I don’t want to spread it.
Oofer.
Angel: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Satan: Could you like FUCK OFF FOR ONE MINUTE?
Blood is red.
Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?
Medusa makes men hard.
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
Everything is made in China, except babies... They are made in Vachina.
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
"Bippidy boppidy boo! Bill Cosby is coming for you!"
There are 50 dogs and 48 cats.
How many are hungry?
A. 10
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.
When the school lets you near children again...
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
When you're exercising and you feel the “gush.”
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?
Because I am a bully!