What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
Short Jokes
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
What does the Bible stand for?
Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.
Your butt is bigger than Uranus!
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet, it is a shame he could not create a longer-lasting battery.
Don't bully.
What's the difference between a water bottle and Africa?
One has water; the other one doesn’t.
I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide receiver!
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor?
Ripping it off with a kick!
If depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with huge amounts of autism, that would be me.
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?
Nothing.
