Short jokes
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.
Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
"Slow and steady wins the race."
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
Helen Keller def faked it.
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.