Short jokes
I was gonna tell a rumor about butter, but I don’t want to spread it.
Oofer.
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.
Everything is made in China, except babies... They are made in Vachina.
What is the best power that man can do? They can move the mountain with their tongue.
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray.
I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?
Because I am a bully!
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because someone booted her in the face. 🤣🤣
Roses are red, Lemons are sour; Lift your skirt up and give me an hour.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
What did the drunk woman say to the man after leaving the bar?
"Alcohol, you later!"
I heard guns kill people, so I gave up my right to own one.
Then I heard dicks rape people, so I chopped it off.
Uranus is huge.
My favorite species is a cheetah because
Ima cheet-ah on the test.
Toothbrush says, "I have the worst job ever."
Toilet paper says, "You think your job is shitty."
Your butt's so big you can slap it and ride the waves.