Short jokes
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?
A: Fu@king close to water!
What is a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child’s body.
There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo!
Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Actually, it isn't a bear joke, but bear with me here...
What do an abortion and a baby have in common?
The mom doesn't want either of them.
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin' the bars...
People are like trees...
They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.
I was up all night because my neighbors were having sex.
*I was actually up all night watching.*
My humour is so dark that its life matters.
How do you paint a wall red?
You shoot a baby with a .50 cal.
Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.
Which country is next to the USA? USB.
Pope Francis: "What is the hardest thing about nailing a young boy to a cross?"
"My penis."