Short jokes
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers?
Me: No, but I'll arm wrestle you for the bill.
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeve.
I was going to kill myself, but in the end, it doesn't even matter.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
Roses are red, Lemons are sour; Lift your skirt up and give me an hour.
Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving; you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
What happened to the guy who tried to catch fog?
He mist.