Short jokes
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
Babe, I'm breaking up with you.
Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.
Q: What did one atom say to the other?
A: I have my ion you.
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
Balls.
What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily!
Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!
Why is my dick like a balloon? The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.
Look in a mirror.
Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
I want to die like my grandpa, with a blindfold and a wet sponge on his head.
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
Show yourself.