Short jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Crippling depression.
Crippling depression who--?
Me.
What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...A girl scout that got hit by a car.
Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
Why was the Koala Bear so clever?
Because he had good koalifications!
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
The biggest legend is Technoblade.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
What was the last thing that went through Aiden's head before he died?
His elbow.
"I’m sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing.
Except at a funeral.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
Why is the sun mad at the clouds?
The clouds keep throwing shade.
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.
He won’t stand against the three of us!
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
I’m not racist. I just have black guns.