Short jokes
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone!
When you get caught about to shoot up the school,
*slowly puts AR to chin*
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.
Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
The biggest legend is Technoblade.
Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.
He won’t stand against the three of us!
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
I’m not racist. I just have black guns.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
What was the last thing that went through Aiden's head before he died?
His elbow.
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school?
The pacer test.
A: What's the similarity between your girlfriend and the sun?
B: They're both hot?
A: They're both massive.
I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.
As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.
It's a great way to pass the time.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A nectarine.
So I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer.
Now I don't know what they were laced with, but I was trippin' all day.