Short jokes
Flippity floppity, women are property.
I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with flat armbands!
A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....
You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!
I love taking my daughter out in the car. Every time we go over a speed bump, I tell her we ran over another dog. 😂
What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.
Why did the moderator of worstjokesever.com die?
He had a heart attack because he was a fat loser.
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
If a clown farted, would it smell funny?
What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?
Two number NEINs.
What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?
A pool table.
What's the difference between pussy and pizza... nothing because I'll eat them both.
Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!
Why would hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea?
Because it's ill-eagle.
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?
Sir Cumference.
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