Short jokes
Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"
Because she was uneducated.
I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck?
Incest.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Crippling depression.
Crippling depression who--?
Me.
I asked my daddy what sex was. He said, "Wanna cum and try it?"
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...A girl scout that got hit by a car.
Why was the Koala Bear so clever?
Because he had good koalifications!
Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
Curiosity killed the cat.
But for a while, I was a suspect.
"I’m sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing.
Except at a funeral.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
Why is the sun mad at the clouds?
The clouds keep throwing shade.