Short jokes
What's the difference between a blonde chick and Alzheimer's?
None, because they both forget a lot.
If your girl smells like tilapia, don’t let her on top of ya.
It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.
You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
Your hairline goes so far back it went back to when Earth was created.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
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What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.