I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
Short Jokes
— Wanna hear a joke about ghosts?
— No.
— That's the spirit!
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits!
High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do bats like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid!
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
What has four legs and one arm?
A rottweiler at a park.
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?
Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?
Me & my dad!
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
