Short jokes
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
The Stigg and his fake ass life.
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
Why can't Americans trade with other countries? We lost the trading center!
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
My brothers kept annoying me.
I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.
It was an empty threat—right after I was done.
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
Mother Nature deserves a traffic ticket.
Summer is speeding by way too fast. 🤣🤣🤣
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.
Why did Daveon go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.
Why do Catholic priests suck on the cock of a young boy in his parish?
Because it tastes like a Vienna sausage.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
Q. What's a dog's favourite type of sex? A. Ruff.
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
What's fun to search for in investigation?
The Milky Way!