Short jokes
What is it called when a bull lies about other bulls?
Bullying.
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
Say "toast" three times. Spell "toast" three times. What do you put in a toaster? The answer?
When you steal the weird pet rock, so he pulls out his pet Glock.
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show.
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
What did the Arch bridge say to the Truss bridge?
"I Truss-ted you!"
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
Who’s the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
Circumference.
Titanic jokes sink in. Pun intended.
Hitler was a dic-tator.
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.