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Michael Jackson's Shopping Preference

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Flyin Hawaiian
4 years ago ยท
  • Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?

    Little boys' pants are half off!

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    • Michael Jackson
    • Pants
    • Boy
    • Shop
    • Clothing
    • Celebrity

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, genius. The "joke" implies Michael Jackson was attracted to underage boys, and Walmart sells "little boy pants" for cheap. You probably buy your pants at Baby Gap.

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