Short jokes
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
What was the last thing that went through Aiden's head before he died?
His elbow.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
Curiosity killed the cat.
But for a while, I was a suspect.
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
"I’m sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing.
Except at a funeral.
Why is the sun mad at the clouds?
The clouds keep throwing shade.
*bowl of dark grapes*
Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.
Friend 2: Black? Good one.
Friend 1: 21 at a time.
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.
When you get caught about to shoot up the school,
*slowly puts AR to chin*
Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone!
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
Jack and Jill went up a hill
To pick some dill.
Jack slid down the hill and hurt his leg of skill,
And he needed a painkiller pill.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...