Short jokes
Want to know how to fit 71 people in a car? Two in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
What's the #1 rule of kidnapping prevention?
Don't get carried away!
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?
They’re just two weeks to quit.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Apparently I'm not allowed home after house fires, but the neighbors, their house burnt lovely.
Everyone says Kenny has an easy life.
I disagree. I hear his mom likes complicated sex positions.
Q: Why did Sally survive the car accident?
A: She hit an ambulance.
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
If I get 50 likes on this, I swear. 🦋
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building? A cliffhanger.
Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?
Me: Maybe I can hang later...
Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?
10 years ago my dad went to get milk. He said when he got back, he was going to tell me a joke. That joke better be worth it!