Short jokes
"Another one bites the dust."
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
Creeper?
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.