Short jokes
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat the cancer.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.