Short jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!
When I have sex, my girlfriend screams, especially when I walk in on her.
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
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My Friend Evan: What happens if the voice inside your head is your soulmate?
Me: Then my soulmate is a F_cking A__hole.
A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
When they say beat that pussy, I don’t play so punch it.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!
With the sentence "Die in hell," you can buy shoes in Germany.
300? You are a 3.0.
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."
What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?
One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.
What car do elves drive?
Toy-yodas.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.