Short jokes
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
When you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead, then you fail at suiciding.
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
Hey girl, are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
How did the retard get hurt raking the leaves?
Fell out of the tree.
Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
Why did Michael Jackson rush over to K-Mart one morning?
Because he heard little boys' pants were half off!
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?
One had the last supper.
Bob: Hey bud, remember we're going to space!
Carol: Really? I forgot to planet.
A: What's the similarity between your girlfriend and the sun?
B: They're both hot?
A: They're both massive.