Short jokes
What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
What is the worst part about siblings having sex?
Being left out.
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.