Short jokes
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?
Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.
"Deznuts up your ass."
Go touch some grass, bro.
DJ Croos joke.
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."
What's the worst thing to star in?
An amber alert.
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
What do squirrels eat?
Nuts. 🥜
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
A man bought steroids from Amazon.com... He was expecting a big package to come!
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.