Short jokes
*bowl of dark grapes*
Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.
Friend 2: Black? Good one.
Friend 1: 21 at a time.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
What was the last thing that went through Aiden's head before he died?
His elbow.
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.
He won’t stand against the three of us!
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
The biggest legend is Technoblade.
Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone!
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
When you get caught about to shoot up the school,
*slowly puts AR to chin*
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.
Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties?
He was a fungi!
So I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer.
Now I don't know what they were laced with, but I was trippin' all day.
Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.
As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.
It's a great way to pass the time.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A nectarine.