Short jokes
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.
What is similar about a dog and a woman? You can ask them to come.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
They say nothing is impossible, but I've been doing nothing all day.
Why was 4 not impressed when 5 won a prize for 6?
Because 511472.
I wanted to fuck my mom, but she replied, "My pussy only belongs to your dad." That's why I had to fuck her in the a$$!
I asked my daddy what sex was. He said, "Wanna cum and try it?"
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Crippling depression.
Crippling depression who--?
Me.
What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck?
Incest.
Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.
Why was the Koala Bear so clever?
Because he had good koalifications!
What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...A girl scout that got hit by a car.
How do you kill a little boy?
You throw him between two Catholic priests.
The biggest legend is Technoblade.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.
He won’t stand against the three of us!
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!