Short jokes
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D
What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
I told a chemist a joke.
No reaction.
What is heavy forward but not backward?
"Ton."
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
Once my sister was a sister, now she's a blister.
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"
So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with?
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕