Short jokes
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
My sister says, "Dad," and repeats it, and this is my dad: WOULD U STOP me? 😑
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
Orange you glad to see me?
That was a horrible pun. You should be sent to the PUN-itentiary!
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
My new leaf blower doesn't work. It sucks.
A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.
My brother couldn’t wait for fall, so I tripped him.
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
Hi, I am Bill.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
Did you hear the one about the hills?
It was hillarious.
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
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Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"
Mom: "He got inside a white van."
I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.