Short jokes
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
Last week a girl asked me for sex. I had to disappoint her... so I said yes.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
I swear I always finish on page 3 when I'm looking at family pictures.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.