Short jokes
Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.
I’m happy to be with my EA when I go to school.
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own “website.”
I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex.
I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.
Like if you meet someone emo.
Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a tender behind.
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
"Doctor, I'm shrinking!"
"Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."
You are my compass; without you, I’m lost.
I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."
I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."
He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel.
People love you.
Don't die.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.