Short jokes
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.
My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.
Me: *Realizes*
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
I swear I always finish on page 3 when I'm looking at family pictures.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Satan and the devil are alter egos.
I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.