Short jokes
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.
Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?
It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.
Shush, you schmuck! Please read!
Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?
The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....
Alya, do you have Discord?
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some space..."
Are you getting the funnies?
Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
Why is an orphan and a dog friends?
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Ugh, I hate anons, they're so anonnoying.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.