Short jokes
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!
Get a fucking life, you horny bastards!
To master puns, you got to relish them first. That's how I must(ar)d it. Who knows, maybe you will ketchup to my level.
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?
The guy that gave it to him.
The professor said, "I think this question raises a few problems."
The student replied, "That is not a question; that is an answer."
What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?
One’s a good year; the other’s a great year!
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
What is it called when you whoop a donkey?
A whooped ass and apparently some people get that everyday from their drunk dads.
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.
The Titanic is now a resort for fish.
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
Coffee has been the grounds of many a heated and strong discussion.
Orphan
Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!