Short jokes

Short jokes

Firework

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.

Baby

What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?

Hitting it off with a cricket bat.

9/11

I wish they taught 9/11 at school.

It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨

Orphan

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

Dad

What's the difference between my dad and cancer?

My dad didn't beat the cancer.

Food

What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?

Panera bread serving food.

Computer

A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?

Hitler

Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.

Fear

My worst fear is being trapped in a lift with a man who is confident he can fix it.

Family Tree

Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.

Thought

Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with?

Baby

How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?

Open a pizza shop 🍕