Short jokes
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat the cancer.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
The "S" in Putin stands for smart.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Once my sister was a sister, now she's a blister.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
My worst fear is being trapped in a lift with a man who is confident he can fix it.
Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.
Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with?
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
"Another one bites the dust."