Short jokes
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
Last week a girl asked me for sex. I had to disappoint her... so I said yes.
What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
You were supposed to be born in the tree.
The sticks were your siblings.
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭