Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.
Short Jokes
Which country is next to the USA? USB.
Pope Francis: "What is the hardest thing about nailing a young boy to a cross?"
"My penis."
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
What is it called when a bull lies about other bulls?
Bullying.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?
Say "toast" three times. Spell "toast" three times. What do you put in a toaster? The answer?
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
Man: Can you be my girlfriend?
Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.
Man: Oh, here's your rope.
Like if you meet someone emo.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
Somebody stole my joke.
So I stole their spinal cord.
