Short jokes
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
I told a chemist a joke.
No reaction.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
You were supposed to be born in the tree.
The sticks were your siblings.
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.