Short jokes
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
The more I light my lighter, the lighter my lighter gets, until it's too light to light.
Well, at least my adoption fee cost more than you.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
My mom and I went to a bank. Hard to say I never heard of it. The name is "Addison Banks."
LOL
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
I hate wearing a mask in public.