Short jokes
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
Satan and the devil are alter egos.
I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
The "S" in Putin stands for smart.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."