Short jokes
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
I finally got a girlfriend.
Her name is Remington Model 32.
Whatâs the best way to make sure you donât get COVID?
Suicide.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
Whatâs an orphanâs least favorite beverage? Milk.
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
What is a pup's favorite pizza?
Pupperoni
One time I was watching TV.
Mom: Omg, your dad is coming!
Me: Omg, really?
Mom: Sike, I lied.
Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Once my sister was a sister, now she's a blister.
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