Short jokes
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
Did Jesus die virgin? Nope, he got nailed before he died.
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Suck on deez balls!
Let's rock and roll!
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!
PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
"F***, Jesus ate his stinky ass."
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!