Short jokes
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.
Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.
Deeeeeertt.
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
Two priests walk into a store, and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester, and the priests both say, "I’ll do it!"
Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.
Back bent.
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
I was hunting at night for deer, and then I found one and shot it. I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex...
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
Reeeeeeeeeeee!
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?
I really hit the mother lode with you!
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.