Short jokes
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.
For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.
Morbid jokes are just like girlfriends. Not everyone gets it.
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.
Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.
I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works.
My victims still scream.
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother.
My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
Grandpa said, "No phone near the table," so I said, "You're not allowed near the school."
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit!"
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
We were so poor when we were kids, dad used to jerk off the dog to feed the cat.
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
The Milky Way!
TommyInnit is a joke.
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
What do 3-year-old boys say after going to confession?
"My bum hurts!"
I got 99 problems but a chin ain't one.
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
What happens to Mary Poppins when the wind dies down?
*Mary Poppins seen falling in background*