Short jokes

Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.

You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.

Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.

Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?

Suicide.

What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."

Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)

I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.

Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.

haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.

What Did Iran Say To Oman?

"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"

I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.

What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?

They both need a hoe to stay in business.

I hate wearing a mask in public.

Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.

P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.

P2: Airplane wifi.

What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?

You looking a little square.

I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.

Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.

Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.

Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?