Short jokes
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
Shut the f*ck up.
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!