Short jokes
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
What color is your Bugatti?
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?
Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Cakatoo."
"Cakatoo who?"
"So, you're a Rooster now?"
MOM: Honey, I'm pregnant.
DAD: Hi, Pregnant, I'm Dad.
MOM: No, you're not.
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
My fortune cookie said, "Your existing plans will succeed." Not necessarily, since I'm suicidal...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
What did the Roman say to the gladiator?
See you later, gladiator.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.
He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.