Short jokes
I'm not a chef, but boy, are these days getting harder and harder to get through.
When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.
For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.
Morbid jokes are just like girlfriends. Not everyone gets it.
How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?
He saw his dad's corpse holding a jug of milk.
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles.
What did the cookie say to the milk?
What’s up duud?
What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Once my sister was a sister, now she's a blister.