Short jokes
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
Me: "Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!"
Depression: "Lie in bed."
What did the poo say to the fart:
You blow me away!
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
Hey, I asked for a paper, but I thought it was a cut, but it turns out it was tearable.
What’s better than the best thing ever?
Me being mod.
Games
BBNBHD.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
AIDS?
I remember my dad's last words: "I met your father."
I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!
What time is fun?
Time for games!
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?