Short jokes
Know (DYM 24).
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
Jake Adkins watches James Charles.
Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?
Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?
Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.
"Gwen, I want my boyfriend back!"
Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
You're just big and good.
I told my dad that I’m gay. He replied, “No, you're retarded.” Then he went off to kiss a baby.
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
No, you!
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.