Short jokes
If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?
How are boobs and toys similar?
Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.
Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking, hot body as a senior citizen?
Cremation.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
It's been 2 years since I've been on this. Hello, guys!
Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
I finally got a girlfriend.
Her name is Remington Model 32.
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!