Short jokes
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.