Short jokes
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My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles.
What did the cookie say to the milk?
What’s up duud?
What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!
The first thing a man looks at in a woman, is her heart.
The fact that her breasts block the view is not her fault.
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
Prostitution. The only job that pays more if you suck.
Bomb.
Why are gay guys so rude?
Because they’re fucking assholes.
Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?
Because it said, "Focus."
Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg?
He's all right.
Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.