Short jokes
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
Whatâs Michael Jacksonâs favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. đ§¨
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat the cancer.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
The "S" in Putin stands for smart.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
Hitler isnât really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Once my sister was a sister, now she's a blister.
Whatâs an orphanâs least favorite beverage? Milk.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
My worst fear is being trapped in a lift with a man who is confident he can fix it.
Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.
Suicidal thoughts arenât nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with?