Short jokes
Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?
The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies.
They’re always so twisted!
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
Why doesn’t Jesus trust humanity anymore?
Because he doesn’t wanna get double-crossed.
Abortion is a difficult topic for me.
On one hand I support it because it kills children.
On the other hand, it gives women a choice.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.
Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).