Short jokes
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
You're walking on the street when you realize that you're in the road as you feel the horn dying away.
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.
What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?
We were both caused by broken rubber.
When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?
What is the difference between a tree and a school?
A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
What's the difference between an office worker and a vegetable?
They both sit in "wheelchairs," but only one can get out of it.
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
How do I feed the baby with my pants on?
By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.