Short jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
Chiropractor: Final neck adjustment in 3, 2, 1. How did that feel?
Me: *silence*
The man was dangling by a string!
I was jealous the day he died.
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
If you hate pedophiles, grow up.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
I just came across a pile of cash in the parking lot.
Usually I just use tissues.
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
I finally got a girlfriend.
Her name is Remington Model 32.