Short jokes
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
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Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
Shut the f*ck up.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
A man is digging in his garden and finds a gold chest. He goes to tell his wife.
Then he remembers why he was digging in the garden...
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?
Steven Hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says...
WAITTTT WHATTT
Dmitri! Where's my vodka?
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.