Short jokes
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
A priest asks a convicted murderer on the electric chair, "Do you have any last request?"
"Yes," said the murderer, "Will you hold my hand?"
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
I hate wearing a mask in public.
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"
So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
My worst fear is being trapped in a lift with a man who is confident he can fix it.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat the cancer.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.