Short jokes
Who gave Jesus his birthday presents every year?
Santa Claus!
Why did Jerry fall off the moon? Because he got hit by a fridge.
What did the frog say to the pedophile?
How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.
Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.
WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"
Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
How did the flight attendant want their burger?
Just plane!
What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?
You don't want your computer to go down on you.
We’re so poor, we can’t even afford free stuff.
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?