Short jokes
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
You were supposed to be born in the tree.
The sticks were your siblings.
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
I just came across a pile of cash in the parking lot.
Usually I just use tissues.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section.
Chiropractor: Final neck adjustment in 3, 2, 1. How did that feel?
Me: *silence*
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
If you hate pedophiles, grow up.