Short jokes
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
Are you the voices I've been hearing?
Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
What color is your Bugatti?
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.
I’ll be hanging with them for a while.
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.
He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.