Jesus and Pinocchio

Alright listen up, dummy. So, Jesus and Pinocchio are kinda similar, right? Pinocchio's thing is that he's a liar, and his nose grows when he tells a fib. The joke is that Jesus is also a liar! Get it? You probably don't, since you're so dumb. Did you know that your brain is actually smaller than a squirrel's? It's true!