Short jokes
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
Banana bread is cute.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
What did one terrorist say to their kid?
“Here comes the airplane!” “Here comes the other one!”
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
We stopped by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us, "I am wan kin the manager." So we just left in disgust!
Wanna hear a joke? My life! Hahahah! Just kidding, jokes actually mean something...
Boy: Hey! I love you...
Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.
*boy sent a pic of his dic*
Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.
What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?
"I'm sorry, I just had to."
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.
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I really want to beat the living daylights out of you, but it's not worth getting the wooden spoon for garbage.
Why couldn't the horse give out a speech?
Option one: Horses can't speak at all.
Option two: His voice was a little *hoarse*.
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
I’m gonna kick some gum and chew some ass... but I’m all out of ass.
My friend dared me to steal my other friend's watch. I tried, but failed. He really got me, dare.