I swear I always finish on page 3 when I'm looking at family pictures.
Short Jokes
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
Once my girlfriend asked me to give her lipstick, and I accidentally gave her the glue stick.
She won't talk to me anymore.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
Are you sure your father isn't a thief?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
I hit myself on a window yesterday. I really felt the pane.
Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D
