Short jokes
A boy is sitting in a dentist chair getting braces, and a dentist comes in and says, "Brace yourself!"
Why was the man running around his bed?
Because he needed to catch up on his sleep!
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
What did Ron put in his diary?
I "Her-mio-ne" after I banged her last night.
Your nan's bald.
Why does the heart listen to music a lot?
Because it loves feeling the beat.
I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
Mole
Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.
Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
Sam and Amya like anal sex with each other.
If you throw a nun, is it called a... Nunchuck???
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.