Short jokes
When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
I'm not a chef, but boy, are these days getting harder and harder to get through.
Morbid jokes are just like girlfriends. Not everyone gets it.
How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?
He saw his dad's corpse holding a jug of milk.
Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?
Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...
I just got a job at the prison library.
It has its prose and cons.
Wanna know how I got away from Iraq? Iran.
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
Teacher: Take a seat, class.
Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.
I remember my uncle's last words:
"I don't think we're going shooting today."
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
I can't believe I got fired at the calendar factory. I mean... all I did was take a day off!
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
Why did Sally cross the road?
She didn’t wear her seatbelt.