Short jokes
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Animal jokes, eh?
Toucan play at that game.
I asked my friend what their serial number was... He said "Cheerios."
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
If you throw a nun, is it called a... Nunchuck???
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
Where did Johnny go after he wandered into a minefield?
Everywhere.
Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?
Cows go moo.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
Your nan's bald.
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
Mole
Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.