Short jokes
I was digging in my backyard and I found gold, and I went to run and tell my mom, but I realized why I was digging in the backyard.
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
What's the difference between herpes and my dad?
Herpes stays around.
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?
Cows go moo.
Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
What is a Mexican's only obstacle?
Border patrol.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls!
Why was my mate in "Mission: Impossible?" Because he couldn't find his dad.
I was happy to find I could get a passing grade in all my subjects if I had sex with my teacher, until I remembered I'm home schooled.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
My therapist said time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him. Now we wait.
Wanna hear a joke? My life! Hahahah! Just kidding, jokes actually mean something...
Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?
Kid: AK!
Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻
More about Quinn: He loves Robin. He loves his tight ass. He licks up all his shit after Taco Bell.
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.