A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture.
Short Jokes
What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
What's fat and wanks over his mom?
Guy Sheppard.
Hi, I am Bill.
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
My brother couldn’t wait for fall, so I tripped him.
My new leaf blower doesn't work. It sucks.
Children are like farts.
You can only tolerate your own.
A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.
How did the British lose the War of 1812?
They were out-Britshed.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
"Knife to meet you all!"
The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
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Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"
Mom: "He got inside a white van."
I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.
Did you hear the one about the hills?
It was hillarious.
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
