Short jokes
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
What is mail? Boring.
Isn't it ridiculous to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.
My attempt in 2021.
And my attempt this year.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
What's long, black, and sticky?
A stick.
Fun fact! If you steal your sister's cat, she will be mad.
"MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE"