Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, nimrod. This joke is playing on the fact that Michael Jackson liked kids and 'ranch' is referring to his 'Neverland Ranch'. The joke says he sold it because it's 'over 10 years old', implying that he was done with the kids because they were too old for him. Get it now, or do I need to draw you a picture?