Short jokes
What's a suicidal person's favorite game?
Hangman.
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
Give me the most likes on this site.
Cam likes to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a lot.
Everything disappears in the Bermuda Triangle.
Except my depression.
What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.
Where do sheep go to shop? Shears.
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
How did two retarded people get ran over in one second?
They're my friends.
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
Once upon a time, three babies were born in 2015. She was always crying for 2015. He loves her birth date. 🤗😈🤗🤕🤒no🤗🤑😱😎🙌🙏🙈🙉🙊
Father heard his children scream,
so he threw them in the stream.
Saying, as he drowned the third,
"Children should be seen, not heard!"
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!