Short jokes
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
We were so poor when we were kids, dad used to jerk off the dog to feed the cat.
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
The Milky Way!
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit!"
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
I got 99 problems but a chin ain't one.
TommyInnit is a joke.
What did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas?
He couldn't even open it.
Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.
Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.
Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
Jokers are all about the delivery.
Except abortion jokes...
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.
What do you say to make a redhead mad?
Anything.
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.
For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.