Short jokes
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
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What's the difference between herpes and my dad?
Herpes stays around.
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."
Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?
Cows go moo.
Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.
My dad smashed my PS5, so I smashed his wife.
Sam and Amya like anal sex with each other.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
Mole
Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.
More about Quinn: He loves Robin. He loves his tight ass. He licks up all his shit after Taco Bell.
I was happy to find I could get a passing grade in all my subjects if I had sex with my teacher, until I remembered I'm home schooled.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
Why was my mate in "Mission: Impossible?" Because he couldn't find his dad.
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?
Kid: AK!
Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻
Who is more loyal: a dog or a wife?
Well, lock them both in your trunk for two hours and drive around and see which one is happy to see you.