Short jokes
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
Cunt.
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?
Your virginity.
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
Why's it called a Caesar Salad?
'Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
How did the retard get hurt raking the leaves?
Fell out of the tree.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
A shop assistant is helping a little boy find his mum.
"What's she like?" he asked the boy.
"BIG COCKS AND VODKA!" said the boy.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back.
Miss you dad.
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
You might think these jokes are plane.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a PDF file!
Skinny deformed creature in the distance.
You know I want an ADHD cure.
When?
Squirrel!